Mike Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 People hate Pardew so much you could attribute any quote to him and it'll piss people off. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you - Alan Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I am not a smart man, but I know what love is - Alan Pardew. We should make this a thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I am not a smart man, but I know what love is - Alan Pardew. We should make this a thing. Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Alan Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Wasn't it blatantly obvious it was a wind up Obviously not sounded totally legit to me with all the we woz's and general whiny tone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 "I'm the king of the world!" - Alan Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 People hate Pardew so much you could attribute any quote to him and it'll p*ss people off. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you - Alan Pardew. the reaction he'd get to that quote had the big man not already said it. "Arrogant cunt tbh" it would be justified though Do unto others as you would have them do unto you http://i.imgur.com/YSHuppR.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 It'd be impossible to tell if he just quietly shifted into pure dickhead behavior. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 'There's only one fing worse than being talked about and that's not being tawked abaht' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 What I'd like to happen is for him to be turfed out and rock up at SJP with some shit house nothing team. The abuse he'd get would be incredible In 2021 when he's finally gone, and he comes back with a shit team followed by a legion of dead eyed fans. God help him if we're good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 “For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” - Pardew 55:8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 What I'd like to happen is for him to be turfed out and rock up at SJP with some s*** house nothing team. The abuse he'd get would be incredible In 2021 when he's finally gone, and he comes back with a s*** team followed by a legion of dead eyed fans. God help him if we're good. he won't know how bad it is. Man that would be glorious. Ideally like a stoke or someone of that ilk. Meanwhile on Earth it'll be Shola shaking his hand and a 0-0 draw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 'Hodor' - Alan pardew Can't believe he said that. The conceited twat... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 "Imagine." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Updates and quotes would be superb chap. "We was all a bit let down and disappointed that the fans could react towards us like that. It made it difficult to play our natural game out there and we was more nervous than usual. That won't be the case tomorrow as the home crowd are good supporters of the club and if I'm honest tomorrow is Liverpool's day" Seriously? This is a piss take right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 'I thought we done really well to keep it at just 7-0. Make no doubts about it, they're a kwalitee team with kwalitee players that we could only dream of having here. But they didn't have it all their own way. We held them to just 7 and that means that Man City won the title so I'm expecting a personal thank you letter from Manwell in the morning. I've got to say I thought our fans were triffic today. I've always loved Pinocchio. It's one of my favourite films so the fact they put that banner together woz great and I've always felt that Ben Arfa woz a defensive terrorist so the Osama Bin Laden banner woz spot on today and I'm really glad they're back on side because unitee is the most important thing when you're the king.' 'We go forward in the summer now. Hopefully we can get the 1 or 2 players we desperately need. Shola is on the verge of signing a new contract and that's great news for this club as he's a top, top player and a great servant for this club. We're also close to a new contract for Rob Elliot which is also great news. I think the fans will be very happy when they see what we do this summer.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 What a cunt. Can't believe he said that. So far up his own arse he can't see the sunshine!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I've done a shorter, reader-friendly, possibly better version of my blog on why Pardew must go. It doesn't compare to Wullie's tbh but it's passionate. http://gegenpress.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/why-newcastle-united-need-to-sack-alan.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I've done a shorter, reader-friendly, possibly better version of my blog on why Pardew must go. It doesn't compare to Wullie's tbh but it's passionate. http://gegenpress.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/why-newcastle-united-need-to-sack-alan.html Me too, mine's quite a long read so I'll spoiler tag it. He's a cunt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thenorthumbrian Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. Alan Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I see FARTdew has been snubbed in favour of Pulis for the BBC World Cup coverage team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 This bit gets me: Q: So you're obviously hoping that the rebuilding job is yours, what's in the back of your mind, what's the sort of philosophy, the blueprint, that you'd like for the team when you rebuild it? A: You're using words that are not particularly in my mind, I think that the most important thing is that have a responsibility at Newcastle to play the game on the floor, play with passion and speed and play with an integrity. Those principles I stand by, and next year I expect to deliver on those. So he doesn't have in his head any kind of football philosophy or blueprint for how he wants his team set out or how he wants them to play. It's just fast football init, keep it dahn and knock it abaht or sumfink?! Admitting his ineptitude there, just fuck off Alan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I see FARTdew has been snubbed in favour of Pulis for the BBC World Cup coverage team. Good news. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I see FARTdew has been snubbed in favour of Pulis for the BBC World Cup coverage team. Good news. Too busy looking for a new managerial career? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Won't have the excuse of working for the BBC this summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 We wasn't able to buy world cup players cos we was not allowed access to the games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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