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“We can’t determine the result at Arsenal but we can determine the performance.”

 

Wow! It just gets better with this c***. Can someone make a banner with his face and "The Fraudulent One" next to it.

 

What kind of manager believes he has no control over a result in a game? Tantamount to saying "yeah I know we're gonna get pummeled but so long as we do good football it's ok".

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He genuinely talks about football the way that Frank Abignale Jr talks about medicine. "Do you concur?"

 

He's basically a less charismatic, football version of Dr Nick Riviera

"Hi Everybody!" "Hi, worthless prick!"
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Thought Troy McClure personally.  "You may remember me from other such awful team selections as Benny On The Bench and Gosling In The Team."

 

Close, but I'd go for Lionel Hutz attorney at law and part time window shoe repairs.

 

 

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SSN are concentrating on our record since the fraud has not been allowed on the touchline stating that's the reason for our awful form! Absolute clueless the media!

 

This is why we need to take a massive hammering tonight, to prove they are all clueless bastards.

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SSN are concentrating on our record since the fraud has not been allowed on the touchline stating that's the reason for our awful form! Absolute clueless the media!

 

This is why we need to take a massive hammering tonight, to prove they are all clueless b******s.

 

And then a loss against Cardiff, with the inevitable infinity to nil on the last day at Anfield.

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SSN are concentrating on our record since the fraud has not been allowed on the touchline stating that's the reason for our awful form! Absolute clueless the media!

 

This is unreal, he still picks the teams and formations, makes the substitutes and does the half time team talk, what could he possibly do different from the touch line? Clueless fuckwits

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SSN are concentrating on our record since the fraud has not been allowed on the touchline stating that's the reason for our awful form! Absolute clueless the media!

 

This is unreal, he still picks the teams and formations, makes the substitutes and does the half time team talk, what could he possibly do different from the touch line? Clueless fuckwits

 

It's his "presence" there. :lol:

 

 

Seriously, I think we're not gonna lose today after all that talk that's going on.

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SSN are concentrating on our record since the fraud has not been allowed on the touchline stating that's the reason for our awful form! Absolute clueless the media!

 

This is why we need to take a massive hammering tonight, to prove they are all clueless b******s.

 

They'll never admit to being wrong though. And it's so much easier labeling us all deluded and ungrateful with an unrealistic sense of entitlement.

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SSN are concentrating on our record since the fraud has not been allowed on the touchline stating that's the reason for our awful form! Absolute clueless the media!

 

This is unreal, he still picks the teams and formations, makes the substitutes and does the half time team talk, what could he possibly do different from the touch line? Clueless fuckwits

 

It's his "presence" there. :lol:

 

 

Seriously, I think we're not gonna lose today after all that talk that's going on.

 

Exactly right, we as Newcastle fans can never win.  When we want our team to win we get hammered. Now we want us to get twatted we will go and fucking win.

 

Cruel cunt of a club.

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SSN are concentrating on our record since the fraud has not been allowed on the touchline stating that's the reason for our awful form! Absolute clueless the media!

 

This is unreal, he still picks the teams and formations, makes the substitutes and does the half time team talk, what could he possibly do different from the touch line? Clueless fuckwits

 

Did you not see the Swansea game? He could have stopped Swansea scoring the second if he had been on the touch line.

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SSN are concentrating on our record since the fraud has not been allowed on the touchline stating that's the reason for our awful form! Absolute clueless the media!

 

This is unreal, he still picks the teams and formations, makes the substitutes and does the half time team talk, what could he possibly do different from the touch line? Clueless fuckwits

 

He could stop a goal, according to Pardew-logic.

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SSN are concentrating on our record since the fraud has not been allowed on the touchline stating that's the reason for our awful form! Absolute clueless the media!

 

This is unreal, he still picks the teams and formations, makes the substitutes and does the half time team talk, what could he possibly do different from the touch line? Clueless fuckwits

 

Did you not see the Swansea game? He could have stopped Swansea scoring the second if he had been on the touch line.

 

By sticking the nut on Wilfred Bony :thup:

 

 

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SSN are concentrating on our record since the fraud has not been allowed on the touchline stating that's the reason for our awful form! Absolute clueless the media!

 

This is why we need to take a massive hammering tonight, to prove they are all clueless b******s.

 

Won't make a difference to the media.... they will just say not Pards fault " Arsenal can thrash anyone on their day" Newcastle were just unfortunate.

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