Disco Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Squad number? 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Glad to see it will be back on a true Geordie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Squad number? 4. He's Cabaye's replacement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Squad number? 03 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Squad number? 03 Beresford's replacement? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Has this been posted? It's relatively old, just thought it was funny. Probably a massive http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11096/9344995/toons-north-east-domination The signing of Jack Colback confirmed one thing this week, Newcastle United's place at the top of the North East footballing ladder. Even with North East football in something of a malaise, with Middlesbrough stagnating in the Championship and Sunderland struggling to do anything but battle against relegation, Newcastle maintain a stranglehold on the region, despite their own much publicised struggles. Newcastle's fans are still far from happy with the status quo at St James' Park, but the signing of Colback will give them a big boost, and it underlines their place in the region even if their stature nationally has dropped considerably in recent years. Newcastle have had a distinct lack of success since their last major silverware back 1955 and they have seen rivals Sunderland and Middlesbrough both secure trophies in the intervening period. But still the place at the top of the North East football table belongs to Newcastle. The signing of Colback does not make this so, it merely emphasises the fact. It is very similar to when they raided another of their rivals Middlesbrough in 2007, almost seven years to the day before Colback, to land Mark Viduka. The Australia striker was a key figure and popular member of the Boro squad having finished as top scorer, but even despite their success and aims Boro could not stop Newcastle from snatching him. Boro were far from happy as a war of words ensued with Viduka, which even led to the normally restrained Boro chairman Steve Gibson say: "I was told very early it was about money and Mark would go to the highest bidder." Like with Colback, Viduka was not the biggest signing in their history - far from it. But the fact they could merely pick him up at will underlined their intent of putting Boro, who had just come off the most succesful period in their history and had flirted with being the North East's top dogs, in their place. Likewise with Sunderland, as despite flirting with relegation Gus Poyet's side almost came out of last season with more to shout about than Newcastle as they had a League Cup final appearance to go with their Premier League survival. There is also the small matter of Sunderland's excellent record at St James' Park, highlighted last season by a brilliant 3-0 win, which was mastermind by one Jack Colback. This leads us onto the Colback saga and Sunderland's reaction to his departure has only highlighted their disappointment; as they stated the move had left 'a bitter taste'. Sunderland were deseprate to keep Colback, a man who had come through their ranks and the news of Newcastle's interest seemingly spurred on the Black Cats to tie him down. But it was not to be and the lure of the move across the Tyne proved too much. While it is Colback's hometown club, just like with Viduka just a few years earlier it was a clear way of Newcastle firing a shot across the North East bows as a reminder of who is top dog. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Ruins my World Cup every time I remember we signed this little ginger prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Aye fuck tha burrah n all lyyke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 It ruins mine every time I think there a PL season coming up. It's like going back to school after the summer holidays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Ruins my World Cup every time I remember we signed this little ginger prick. You need to stop doing drugs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Ruins my World Cup every time I remember we signed this little ginger prick. You need to stop doing drugs. Do I fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 It ruins mine every time I think there a PL season coming up. It's like going back to school after the summer holidays. And that scary moment where you think you've forgotten how to write; instead in this instance its not writing its your soul that has been leeched, with your teacher a clueless tampon minded zombie and the head master a Cthulu type monster with a chainsaw for a dick and and a sports direct mug. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Ruins my World Cup every time I remember we signed this little ginger prick. You need to stop doing drugs. Do I fuck. In denial I see. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Still can't believe we signed this cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Ruins my World Cup every time I remember we signed this little ginger prick. You need to stop doing drugs. Do I fuck. In denial I see. Aye, admitting you have a problem is the first step. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Still can't believe we signed this cunt. But he was a canny lad when I saw him in the corridor after Maths. Give him a break. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 He played most games for them last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Slowly, my days become worse as I remember what we have in store. Fucking grim. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 He played most games for them last season. Tbh Sunderland played some attractive football last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 This cunt blonde yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 This cunt blonde yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 This cunt blonde yet? just off to get his tips done marra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 “Jack gives us that ability we didn’t have last year, to be able to get back into games when you are behind." What the fuck are you talking about you clown?! He's had Ben Arfa sat on the bench for most of last season, wants rid of him, and he's talking about Jack Colback (a paint by the numbers midfielder with no flair) now giving us the ability to get back into games, everything he says is so wrong it fucking hurts! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I hate Pardew beyond belief. Genuinely making me fall out of love with this club and football in general. He's awful. What do his old clubs fans think of him? Southampton etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 “Jack gives us that ability we didn’t have last year, to be able to get back into games when you are behind." What the fuck are you talking about you clown?! He's had Ben Arfa sat on the bench for most of last season, wants rid of him, and he's talking about Jack Colback (a paint by the numbers midfielder with no flair) now giving us the ability to get back into games, everything he says is so wrong it fucking hurts! but english though eh? run run run Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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