Figures 1-0 Football Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I think we all know that he'll start for them in their next league game and go on to play in every game this season, scoring 30+ goals and 20+ assists. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 There were plenty of occasions last season under McClaren and Benitez where he was fit and still overlooked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 This is a bit surreal. A guy who hasn't played football in living memory asking whether he can be guaranteed games or not. And even weirder that a high level club would take a risk on him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 So ends the de Jong experiment The entire De Jong community have been ethnically cleansed from Tyneside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 We don't know how many seeds they have planted in the region for young Jongs to blossom into our first team in a few years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 None. He tried, but his cock fell off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Real pity. Clearly talented bit made of wet tissue paper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 A complete and utter waste of money. Again. Contributed fuck all in his time here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 So ends the de Jong experiment Two de Jongs don't make a right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 So ends the de Jong experiment Two de Jongs don't make a right If this joke lands after I've said it numerous times to deafening fucking silence I will be very unhappy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 So ends the de Jong experiment Two de Jongs don't make a right :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Aye bring it on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 So ends the de Jong experiment Two de Jongs don't make a right :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 BEST FUCKING JOKE EVER JOEYT. JUST SNAPPED ME BANJO LAUGHING Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Never saw anything special about him even when his body was in an acceptable state of repair. What a fucking waste of time and money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Bit of a shame it didn't work out for him here. He's been a bad buy, for his fitness rather than his football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 His sitter against Villa sent us on our way down. he seemed like he has some good things about him but was never fucking fit for two minutes to show it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Glad we gave him the #10 over that Tunisian kebab-gorging waster. Thanks for the memories Siem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 BEST f***ing JOKE EVER JOEYT. JUST SNAPPED ME BANJO LAUGHING Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Meh. Has to pass the bloody medical but if he does somehow good luck to him. Absolute no use for him here with his fitness record. If moussa leaves we will need another attacking mid imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Should price him per organ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 He'll make a lovely rug for their trophy cabinet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 So ends the de Jong experiment Two de Jongs don't make a right If this joke lands after I've said it numerous times to deafening f***ing silence I will be very unhappy. Aye bring it on :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 It's just not worked for him - he will probably go on to be a real success at PSV. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Siemed like such a promising signing but I guess we were all de Jong. Now let's get a replacement in who will actually contribute to the promotion campaign. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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