Elric Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you fucking Dutch lunatic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you fucking Dutch lunatic He probably has only been fit for a total of 12 months of his entire career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Meh, he wants to come back and play football. I see nothing wrong with what he's said. Happy to give him a chance. Remember, everyone gets a fresh start under Rafa... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 He's the best #10 option on our books IMO, obviously not if he breaks down again though. Which he probably will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you fucking Dutch lunatic He probably has only been fit for a total of 12 months of his entire career. possibly life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Speaking on his future De Jong told Voetbal International: “Newcastle aim to be promoted to the Premier League straight away and they are going well. “At the end of the season, McClaren was replaced by Rafael Benitez and I talked to him about my future prospects in summer. “My contract with Newcastle is due to expire in two-and-a-half years lol. “The idea is to go back to Newcastle , suffer variously from typhoid fever, a collapsed earlobe and a yet to be discovered space borne disease brought to Benton by a meteorite and not make any Premier League appearances.” “Last season was an odd one. “I was injured in an increasingly bizarre fashion for 12 months before pissing off on loan because I didn't fancy the championship “It was a relaxing yet incredibly profitable experience.” http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/siem-de-jong-says-back-12550143 the fuck is wrong with the chronicles formatting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you f***ing Dutch lunatic He was fit for most of last season. Just got overlooked by both managers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you f***ing Dutch lunatic He was fit for most of last season. Just got overlooked by both managers. Didnt he lose an eye or summit last season? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you f***ing Dutch lunatic He was fit for most of last season. Just got overlooked by both managers. Didnt he lose an eye or summit last season? he lost one eye, one lung and is currently only playing with 3 toes on his left foot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Most recent photo of him in training. http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/12278/1-1/life-size-severed-foot.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Have you got a bigger picture?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 [img width=NUMBER]Link[/img] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbxtn Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just looking at the squad and who might leave this summer, had totally forgotten about Siem. He wants to come back, and I think I'd take him back. The De Jong bad luck streak has to end sometime surely? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Only started 13 games in all competitions this season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 To be honest I'm amazed he's still alive at all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Been infected with ransomware Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Rather cut our losses and get what we can for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbxtn Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Rather cut our losses and get what we can for him. If he's on a huge wage and we could get two in for what he's on then I would change my mind and get rid, but I do hope he finally has a change in luck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 His injury record is terrible, he has no pace and he'll be on big wages. Sell him if we can. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Think another season with us may actually kill him Kenny/Hans Moleman style. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Done absolutely nothing of note to prove he's worth keeping. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Did we really give him a six year deal? Hard to envisage anyone buying him off us, doubt we'll be willing to rely on him to be a part of the first team squad either. Another year on loan, trying to survive in this dangerous world, is what awaits him I imagine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Sell him to our new Chinese sponsor for organ harvesting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Can't we just sell his body for cattle feed, keep a stem cell of him and cultivate a healthy version of him on vernon Anita's arse? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Sell him to our new Chinese sponsor for organ harvesting. You'd have to be really desperate to buy any of his body parts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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