Guest chopey Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Give Colo the job Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jungle Barry Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 I never thought we'd see a worse manager than Graeme Souness at Newcastle United. This guy though, everything about him just reeks of shit. Outdone tactically by Neil Warnock. It's alright though, he'll just knock the death stare out. Fucking embarrassment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Give Colo the job Ronaldo! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 It will boil to the brim soon and we will see come Monday if Ashley wants to progress the club in any way (I don't think he will but Monday will show this once and for all). This team is in desperate need of a 15 - 20 goal striker, a play making central midfielder and a quality centre half. You could also argue about a wide player, ben arfa coming back and the left full back position needs to be sorted also ad of course most importantly a new manager. The team will struggle to score goals on a consistent basis and will ship goals left, right and centre at the other end resulting in a battle to stay above the relegation places. Nothing pre season or in the first three games has shown me there will be the slightest difference to the second half of last season. I totally believe there will be no signings never mind three with the usual guff being presented come Tuesday. Ashley will also not sack Pardew until Christmas time at the earliest and will then panic into getting a new manager in and a few panic signings before the January window closes hoping we don't go down again to lose money. The outcome will be that we may survive but boy is it going to be a totally s*** season due to pathetic and bewildering management at the top. Mark this post. Pardew has no say in players coming or going at the end of the day and Ashley will think in his own mind he's spent £40m so no cause for complaint. We've made some exciting signings potential wise, but they aren't the sort of players Pardew can work with. He needs a striker who will score 15 goals from nowhere and we haven't got one of those for the first time in two years. The squad we've assembled needs a genuine manager to get some football from them. Still think we need a playmaking central mifielder and a quality centre half but you're right it won't happen and with the signings I think we have a mixed back of potential and not very good. You're right though Pardew means everything is total waste doesn't matter who is playing. We are short in a couple of positions, but we do have a lot of exciting players who can make things happen. Without a top end striker though, it would need someone like Pochettino to get this lot into the top 8, with Pardew I think we'll do well to stay clear of relegation. With Pardew we've got a bunch of individuals who aren't as good as the sum of their parts, even with more (unlikely) additions. A half decent manager could make a decent functioning team out of what we already have. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Some decent stuff from Douglas: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mark-douglas-feels-familiar-newcastle-7695342? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Give Colo the job Ronaldo! Hoping he doesn't see it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Just watched the video of him post-match on the club's youtube channel (with Aarons interview) Fucking loves himself because he gave debuts to Oxlade-Chamberlain, Shelvey and Mark Noble, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 "...Shelvey and Mark Noble, and I'd put him in that category" Talk about damning with faint praise. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Going by what happened on the pitch Pardew's game plan must be for the wingers to cross the ball into the box. That's all well and good but who are those crosses aimed at? We rarely have bodies in the box when we attack. Maybe two players if we are lucky. Also, who out of our attackers are good headers of the ball? We play as if we have an old fashioned number 9 up front but we haven't. Just watched the video of him post-match on the club's youtube channel (with Aarons interview) f***ing loves himself because he gave debuts to Oxlade-Chamberlain, Shelvey and Mark Noble, too. Considering it is on the club's official Youtube channel I laughed when I saw these comments: - Jason Brown 18 minutes ago It's early days and I hope I'm proved wrong but i smell another relegation battle. LiaamBolton 25 minutes ago Get the f*** out of our club Pardew! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Tries to make out it's like he knows a good player when he sees one. You also start Yoan Gouffran every f***ing week Alan, you utter f***ing crumb. Your point is invalid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Going by what happened on the pitch Pardew's game plan must be for the wingers to cross the ball into the box. That's all well and good but who are those crosses aimed at? We rarely have bodies in the box when we attach. Maybe two players if we are lucky. Also, who out of our attackers are good headers of the ball? We play as if we have an old fashioned number 9 up front but we haven't. Getting a bit too technical there mate. I've seen Pardew scribbling in his notebook, that means he's clever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Tries to make out it's like he knows a good player when he sees one. You also start Yoan Gouffran every f***ing week Alan, you utter f***ing crumb. Your point is invalid. Has also killed numerous young players' careers by playing them once a year in the FA Cup 3rd Round and blaming them for us going out. While we're at it, what the fuck has happened to Gael Bigirimana? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Despite the fact that the players were dreadful, I still put it all down to his coaching and the way he sets us up to fail. Why the fuck Gouffran still gets a game is beyond me, also the shittest set piece routine ever still happens. Our play is slow, static and fucking boring. Aarons gave us width and directness and he linked up well with Haidara. Before he came on we had no width at all with Cabellas (Fumaca) shitty step overs and Gouffran anywhere but on the left not creating a fucking thing for Riviere and De Jong (de schildpad) up front. Hate this cunt so much, it hurts to see us so fucking bad, yet a good manager may just get a performance out of them. This fucker is a poison ruining the very fabric of this club with the shit he spouts and the rot he has produced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 I never thought we'd see a worse manager than Graeme Souness at Newcastle United. This guy though, everything about him just reeks of s***. Outdone tactically by Neil Warnock. It's alright though, he'll just knock the death stare out. f***ing embarrassment. Agree completely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Played 22 Won 5 Drew 3 Lost 14 Goals For 17 Goals Against 50 in 2014. Inexcusable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Out out out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Really need the hostile atmosphere to return. Boo him when he leaves his seat again. Can't believe there was applause at half time man wtf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Think when I finally see the thread title change to sacked i'll have a shit and a wank at the same time to celebrate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Think when I finally see the thread title change to sacked i'll have a s*** and a w*** at the same time to celebrate. Swanky bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 The tide is starting to turn on Pardew it would seem, not seeing many Pro-Pardew posts kicking about on any social media, however a scraped 1-0 win in our next game and most will be making excuses for him and singing his praises once again. I honestly think I'll go on a 3 day bender the day this cunt is sacked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Think when I finally see the thread title change to sacked i'll have a s*** and a w*** at the same time to celebrate. And they say men can't multi-task. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Mentioned shape on total sport. Means super defensive/pardew everyone. His laughing off of the goals criticism from (surprisingly) mick Lowe's was particularly grating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Think when I finally see the thread title change to sacked i'll have a shit and a wank at the same time to celebrate. Pokey bots all round! Huzzah! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 With any luck Saints will put us away, they're playing well and confident. That'll then create massive pressure going into the Hull match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Tide has totally turned in all the comment sections on the Chron, everyone going for jugular on there, funny that some are admitting this game/post Pardew comments have turned them, seems strange after all the other stuff we've had to endure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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