Dokko Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I still can't get over the idea of this happening without him having been sacked. The world's gone mad. PLUS COMPENSATION. Imagine the garbage man leaving 200 bucks in your mailbox after hauling your trash away. Madness. And other fans telling us how great he's been here. We have the added bonus of them definitely being wrong and being able to watch their opinions change as our's did. It'll be actual satire, Michael. The dream has to be Pardew having his usual decent start before everyone realises what a gobshite he is, ditching Palace for England, then I hope he gets the England job, everyone else deserves him...especially the cockney lot who've backed his career no matter what. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 This is ludicrous. Compensation ffs. Unbelievable! The end is near! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Luque Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Not popping the champagne until it's confirmed. Him staying now is going to hurt like hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alijmitchell Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 This is fucking amazing!!! Two handed drinking! Fuck you pards!! Ha ha ha! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I'm going to have a celebratory Wispa Gold hot chocolate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Not popping the champagne until it's confirmed. Him staying now is going to hurt like hell. I know pardew is an epic cunt but there is no return now man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Will this thread reach a 1000 pages before he is gone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Will this thread reach a 1000 pages before he is gone? Probably by tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I've wanted him out since 6th December 2012 after our away game to Bordeaux in the EL. He played this team: http://i.imgur.com/OZCJXrL.png It was a huge kick in the teeth to fans who some (including me) were delayed by 5 hours at Newcastle airport and then had to sit on the runway for another hour before taking off. It was a rotten performance and I've hated him ever since that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 And we danced all night to the best news ever.... http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120907195641/bravestwarriors/images/e/eb/Butter_Lettuce_party.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyAnth Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Can't really blame the Palace fans on their forum, nature of football to be optimistic. Still though, in for a shock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
worthy Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 He is fucking off, fucking off I am crying, running around naked, yelling. I think my neighbors might call the cops soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I've wanted him out since 6th December 2012 after our away game to Bordeaux in the EL. He played this team: http://i.imgur.com/OZCJXrL.png It was a huge kick in the teeth to fans who some (including me) were delayed by 5 hours at Newcastle airport and then had to sit on the runway for another hour before taking off. It was a rotten performance and I've hated him ever since that. That team is fucking atrocious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I've wanted him out since 6th December 2012 after our away game to Bordeaux in the EL. He played this team: http://i.imgur.com/OZCJXrL.png It was a huge kick in the teeth to fans who some (including me) were delayed by 5 hours at Newcastle airport and then had to sit on the runway for another hour before taking off. It was a rotten performance and I've hated him ever since that. I went there and that was pretty much when I gave in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 As soon he signs I'm putting a ton on Palace relegation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I honestly danced around singing for a good 10-15mins earlier on. Been on a high ever since. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Will this thread reach a 1000 pages before he is gone? Christ I hope not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 As soon he signs I'm putting a ton on Palace relegation. I'm with you on that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 As soon he signs I'm putting a ton on Palace relegation. He'll probably do alright first season, I wouldnt bet on them going down. He always does well when he first starts as people believe his bullshit for a period then realise he's a fraud and a shit manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 As soon he signs I'm putting a ton on Palace relegation. Not worried about new manager bounce then? Wonder what odds you'd get on how long before Palace fans start booing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I've wanted him out since 6th December 2012 after our away game to Bordeaux in the EL. He played this team: http://i.imgur.com/OZCJXrL.png http://replygif.net/i/648.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 http://www.imgur.com/U9XIYDI.jpeg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 As soon he signs I'm putting a ton on Palace relegation. He'll probably do alright first season, I wouldnt bet on them going down. He always does well when he first starts as people believe his bullshit for a period then realise he's a fraud and a shit manager. It'll be fuckin chaos, it's Sarf London, people walk around with guns and shit. We are watching the end of Pardew. Trust me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 As soon he signs I'm putting a ton on Palace relegation. He'll probably do alright first season, I wouldnt bet on them going down. He always does well when he first starts as people believe his bullshit for a period then realise he's a fraud and a shit manager. Agreed, don't think they'll drop this season. Give him time to misuse or alienate their best players and assemble his own collection of crap and they'll be down in short order. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 As soon he signs I'm putting a ton on Palace relegation. He'll probably do alright first season, I wouldnt bet on them going down. He always does well when he first starts as people believe his bullshit for a period then realise he's a fraud and a s*** manager. It'll be fuckin chaos, it's Sarf London, people walk around with guns and s***. We are watching the end of Pardew. Trust me. Like, literally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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