Village Idiot Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Cabella and Pérez benched for Gouffran and Riviére Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Carver you fucking nonce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 That lineup is an utter abomination. He's an idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 So fucking idiotic that he decides to start Gouffran in place of Perez. Can't believe he's been dropped for being "out of form" or "burnt out" idiotic. Cabella should be in the #10 and Perez up top for fucks sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 What a fucking rubbish XI. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 It's 2015. Our starting line-up includes Mike Williamson, Ryan Taylor, Gabriel Obertan and Yoan Gouffran. Our manager is John Carver. Let that all sink in for a minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 What if that front 4 play some proper fluid, fast paced football, dominating the game and leading us to a 5-0 victory? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Everton must be really bad if they can't beat that rabble. Doubt they will have too much trouble though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I'd be perfectly happy for us to just fuck the match off, as a club I mean. The players can stay at home and we can all go for a quiet pint. Put the ticket money and the expenses towards the fine that the FA dish out and everyone will be much happier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 It's 2015. Our starting line-up includes Mike Williamson, Ryan Taylor, Gabriel Obertan and Yoan Gouffran. Our manager is John Carver. Let that all sink in for a minute. Pardew left us in a better position in terms of the squad don't you know? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Imagine seeing that team-sheet if we actually cared about the game like we used to? Like, if we had to get a result because we wanted to qualify for Europe or something, imagine needing a result and seeing the names........"Gouffran"...."Obertan"....."Ameobi"......"Riviere".....You'd fucking top yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 It's 2015. Our starting line-up includes Mike Williamson, Ryan Taylor, Gabriel Obertan and Yoan Gouffran. Our manager is John Carver. Let that all sink in for a minute. No need for that like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 absolutely pathetic team. carver is so thick it's a wonder he manages to remember to breathe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 It's 2015. Our starting line-up includes Mike Williamson, Ryan Taylor, Gabriel Obertan and Yoan Gouffran. Our manager is John Carver. Let that all sink in for a minute. An yet in the richest league in the world, this club is sitting mid table. fucking football man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 What if that front 4 play some proper fluid, fast paced football, dominating the game and leading us to a 5-0 victory? There's more chance of Putin riding a Woodpecker to Gay Pride 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I don't think I can even be arsed to move off the sofa to try and find somewhere to watch this. Really don't care Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I think that's probably the worst NUFC team I've ever seen. There are two genuinely good players in that team, absolutely fucking shocking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weznufc Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Can see a 3/4-0 to Everton here with that team, What a shocking lineup... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 It's 2015. Our starting line-up includes Mike Williamson, Ryan Taylor, Gabriel Obertan and Yoan Gouffran. Our manager is John Carver. Let that all sink in for a minute. Whilst making about a million quid a fucking week.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Incandenza Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Thomas Tuchel used to leave his best attacking players on the bench too. He called it 'false squad depth'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Krul; Janmaat, Coloccini ©, Williamson, R.Taylor; Colback, Sissoko; Obertan, Gouffran, Ameobi; Rivière. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I was going to embolden the hilarious parts, but the only acceptable parts of that team are Krul, Janmaat and Sissoko. And even Sissoko is in too deep a role. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 It's basically a Championship team - where we will be shortly if we keep playing line-ups like that. One consolation is this won't help Charver's job prospects. Hopefully. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 The only way it could be worse is if he had binned Sissoko for Jonas. Such a craptacular team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Hope we lose every game for the rest of the season. If this man gets the job... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Ayoze is the new hatem isn't he :'( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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