SEMTEX Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Jonas would be a hell of a heel turn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 They're off tomorrow as well the lazy cunts. What?! So after losing on Saturday, how much actual training have they done? Guessing three proper sessions (Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday) :lol: They want us to go down man, they clearly fucking do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Williamson IMO. Krul shit kick, Noble pot shot, deflects off Williamson and in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Nah its got to be Raylor To think that he will actually start this game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 They're off tomorrow as well the lazy c***s. What?! So after losing on Saturday, how much actual training have they done? They're off tomorrow as well the lazy c***s. What?! So after losing on Saturday, how much actual training have they done? Trained Tuesday and today, off tomorrow, back in Friday. Got to catch up on them Smackdown repeats Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Most average people who try and stay reasonably fit probably trains 3-4 times a week ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 What are the players to do if they don't train and can't watch or read anything related to football? Is Carver convinced having them watch wrestling all week will get them ready for the biggest match in 6 years? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 They're off tomorrow as well the lazy cunts. Jesus Deserve to go down so much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 They're off tomorrow as well the lazy cunts. What?! So after losing on Saturday, how much actual training have they done? The longer they stay away from the coaches, the better. They may fuck up and forget how to not play football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 What are the players to do if they don't train and can't watch or read anything related to football? Is Carver convinced having them watch wrestling all week will get them ready for the biggest match in 6 years? I'd sooner they watched some old repeats of Royal Rumble than spent the week with crater face on the training ground. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Carver had to ensure his players did not kick lumps out of each other as the tension rises towards the weekend, and he said: "When we came in to train it was so lively I was convinced I was right to have given them two days off. “In fact, it was really near to the knuckle at times, and that was great. We got all the under-21 players and all the senior players together and it got quite lively.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Such a simple cunt, isn't he. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Imagine not spending all week at least, at fucking work. Never mind working on marking and maybe the set pieces that an Allardyce team might be famous for. Absolutely fucking pitiful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Carver had to ensure his players did not kick lumps out of each other as the tension rises towards the weekend, and he said: "When we came in to train it was so lively I was convinced I was right to have given them two days off. “In fact, it was really near to the knuckle at times, and that was great. We got all the under-21 players and all the senior players together and it got quite lively.” Sounds like they trained hard for the first time this year and he freaks out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 If and when Sunderland get dicked at Arsenal they'll probably rise to at least 15/2. Already got £260 riding on us to drop. No harm in placing an extra tenner. I'm very sorry for this awful advice. As per usual, any time I need Arsenal to win for the sake of my betting prospects they find a way to fail. Looks like I'm placing £20 instead of £10. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Ditto, put another £20 on about an hour ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwillie Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 John Carver: Newcastle players told 'walk out if you don't fancy it' Newcastle United players and staff were given the chance to sit out Sunday's relegation decider against West Ham. Assistant coach Steve Stone opened a door during a team meeting and boss John Carver told people to walk through if they "didn't fancy it". The Magpies are two points clear of Hull, who are in the final relegation spot and have a better goal difference. "I told them I was ready for a fight and a challenge," said Carver. "And not one person got up and left." http://s17.postimg.org/ag1j5ketb/image.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Going to be on a Stag in Scotland tomorrow and Saturday, will be trying to get back to SJP on Sunday and watch this with a foul hangover after a four hour car journey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 De Crock could be back: http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/siem-de-jong-to-give-relegation-threatened-newcastle-a-welcome-lift-1-7268976 Plenty of time for him to contract leprosy. Until his bellend falls off in the shower on Friday and breaks his toe. Proper roffling at this I'll be at work all Saturday but going to Sunderland for a house party after 5, no doubt I'll be surrounded by laughing mackems at that time. I honestly don't give a shit anymore though, we're a bad joke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 De Crock could be back: http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/siem-de-jong-to-give-relegation-threatened-newcastle-a-welcome-lift-1-7268976 Plenty of time for him to contract leprosy. Until his bellend falls off in the shower on Friday and breaks his toe. Proper roffling at this I'll be at work all Saturday but going to Sunderland for a house party after 5, no doubt I'll be surrounded by laughing mackems at that time. I honestly don't give a shit anymore though, we're a bad joke This is not the real NUFC though, we aren't this shit when we're in our normal "state". The Mackems are always this bad so I don't understand what they have to laugh about. It's like a 500 pound guy gloating because he wins a sprint against a Usain Bolt who has broken both his legs on purpose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 See the players wont even be doing a lap of appreciation according to the Chronic. Aye cheers lads, good to know you care as much as all of us Should be made to stand in front of each corner of the ground for 20 mins and get pelters whatever the result not run off the second we know our fate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 They are arseholes either way. Too late for token gestures or insincerity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 They are arseholes either way. Too late for token gestures or insincerity. I agree with that, they should be made to accept their abuse post game though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 John Carver: Newcastle players told 'walk out if you don't fancy it' Newcastle United players and staff were given the chance to sit out Sunday's relegation decider against West Ham. Assistant coach Steve Stone opened a door during a team meeting and boss John Carver told people to walk through if they "didn't fancy it". The Magpies are two points clear of Hull, who are in the final relegation spot and have a better goal difference. "I told them I was ready for a fight and a challenge," said Carver. "And not one person got up and left." for god's sake. More about passion and fight. Why don't we try playing actual football with actual footballers? It's novel, but it might just work. I hate this club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 He seems to be modelling his coaching style on that of a 13th century King. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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