Wallace Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 https://mashoftheday.com/2016/12/02/alan-pardew-hires-excuse-consultant-to-help-him-come-up-with-more-excuses/ I love how the list of excuses compiled by SackPardew.com has become so well-known and oft repeated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Everything at that club was set up for him to succeed if he was the real deal as a manager. A supportive chairman in Parish, many fans who saw him as an icon and lots of money to spend on the players he wanted without any interference from anyone else. And he f***ed it up. I love it. Alan Pardew, Ladies and Gentlemen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Fantastic news, a sacking before X'Mas was the second best outcome of his Palace tenure. He'll get another job in the Prem, for sure. He can ride that "his teams do well at the beginning" reputation to get employed by some team battling relegation. And hopefully get relegated with them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 It'll happen. Be patient. This joke has multiple punchlines. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The amount of bad records this idiot sets A points per game tally of 0.72 was the second worst in a calendar year in their history (beaten only by 0.71 in 1973, when teams received two points for a win) Their form for the year is the worst of all 92 Premier League and EFL clubs A total of six Premier League wins is the second worst total over one calendar year in the competition's history Palace conceded 67 goals (1.86 per game) in 2016, the third worst total over one year in Premier League history Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 al Hamdullah! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 al Hamdullah! Mashallah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The amount of bad records this idiot sets A points per game tally of 0.72 was the second worst in a calendar year in their history (beaten only by 0.71 in 1973, when teams received two points for a win) Their form for the year is the worst of all 92 Premier League and EFL clubs A total of six Premier League wins is the second worst total over one calendar year in the competition's history Palace conceded 67 goals (1.86 per game) in 2016, the third worst total over one year in Premier League history I would love to hear somebody present these stats to one of his mates/defenders in the media. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 This is truly a Festivus miracle one day early. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The amount of bad records this idiot sets A points per game tally of 0.72 was the second worst in a calendar year in their history (beaten only by 0.71 in 1973, when teams received two points for a win) Their form for the year is the worst of all 92 Premier League and EFL clubs A total of six Premier League wins is the second worst total over one calendar year in the competition's history Palace conceded 67 goals (1.86 per game) in 2016, the third worst total over one year in Premier League history I would love to hear somebody present these stats to one of his mates/defenders in the media. Fuck me, that's shit all compared to the turgid records he set for us, barely even scrapes the surface. They ought to count themselves lucky he didn't have chance to do more damage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 How do you check the wins ratio over calendar or rolling years? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I'd love to know how many teams (if any) have been under that 0.72 points per game figure in a calendar year in the whole of English football since 3 points for a win was introduced. Most teams who have such a bad end of season are relegated and therefore improve drastically in terms of points after the summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Just heard. Teehee. Merry Chrimbo Al. Teehee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The amount of bad records this idiot sets A points per game tally of 0.72 was the second worst in a calendar year in their history (beaten only by 0.71 in 1973, when teams received two points for a win) Their form for the year is the worst of all 92 Premier League and EFL clubs A total of six Premier League wins is the second worst total over one calendar year in the competition's history Palace conceded 67 goals (1.86 per game) in 2016, the third worst total over one year in Premier League history I would love to hear somebody present these stats to one of his mates/defenders in the media. If only, he'll just be unlucky and it was a harsh decision. Teflon cunt this bloke in the media. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/22/21/3B95477500000578-4059650-image-a-8_1482443623925.jpg If only he could have broken more records Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 This is truly a Festivus miracle one day early. One less grievance to air. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Currently in cosy joes celebrating this sacking. This is the good news I needed this werk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Feel sorry for him. I'd forgive him readily if he just was humble and said sorry. Then died in an AIDS fire Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 http://www.football365.com/news/will-pardews-career-recover-from-palace The good news for anybody who cannot bear his particular brand of smugness is that this seemingly inevitable exit is likely to precipitate a lengthy sabbatical from the top flight. After six years of watching self-satisfaction alternated with self-absolvement, we are certainly due a break. Pardew is unlikely to find a Premier League club willing to give him another job; his only route back may be via a Championship club big enough to match his substantial sense of self-worth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammys_Tekkers Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 I've been out celebrating since the new broke, made my christmas xxx Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Wonder if their chairman actually believes that expansive football bollocks or if he is just using PArdew tactics with their fans. Either way he sounds like a fucking tube too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Wonder if their chairman actually believes that expansive football bollocks or if he is just using PArdew tactics with their fans. Either way he sounds like a fucking tube too. would be class if he was throwing it back at pardew after alan's own comments about "the owners not understanding football" earlier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 It's just dawned on me. He'll take over from Moyes in a few months. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b62PRo8hKs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Feel let down by this, tbh. Really wanted him to go down in flames and this feels like a whimper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Wonder if their chairman actually believes that expansive football bollocks or if he is just using PArdew tactics with their fans. Either way he sounds like a f***ing tube too. The chairman doesn't believe it, no. They've just got Allardyce lined up to take over because he's a near-guarantee of PL survival, and they know the fans will hate his style so they're buttering them up by saying they're looking to move away from that because the attacking football has failed. It excuses Allardyce's appointment because it fits the narrative they've created for their new manager, even though that narrative has only been created after they've decided they want to appoint Allardyce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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