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C*CK P*SS P*RDEW


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This man's a super-grade fucking prick!  Apparently wants to take charge of a club who will be challenging for trophies.  Yeah, that will be fucking right!!  If he took over at Real he'd have them relegated in one season.

 

I think all managers have an ego but you can just tell he'd want to win a trophy just so a club builds a statue of him unlike our Rafa who is all about the club first. 

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Guest firetotheworks

I'm off to Barcelona at the end of the month. Any requests?

 

 

Being an Espanyol fan just seems like sadism tbh.

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a pardew-abroad car crash would be too perfect tbh

 

don't mean an actual car crash, i mean a disastrous reign at a club a la moysey, although an actual car crash would work as well

 

An actual car crash would be miles better.

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a pardew-abroad car crash would be too perfect tbh

 

don't mean an actual car crash, i mean a disastrous reign at a club a la moysey, although an actual car crash would work as well

 

Guarantee there would still be articles praising him for being "brave" enough to take on the challenge managing abroad

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a pardew-abroad car crash would be too perfect tbh

 

don't mean an actual car crash, i mean a disastrous reign at a club a la moysey, although an actual car crash would work as well

 

Guarantee there would still be articles praising him for being "brave" enough to take on the challenge managing abroad

 

Like getting praise for making 'brave' subs when you're 2-0 down at home.

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He does spend time there eating Tapas and as the great man himself  said 'speaks a little Spanish'. When I say 'time eating Tapas' I mean chasing Catalan prostitutes and by 'great man' I obviously mean massive c***.

 

:lol: :lol:

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He does spend time there eating Tapas and as the great man himself  said 'speaks a little Spanish'. When I say 'time eating Tapas' I mean chasing Catalan prostitutes and by 'great man' I obviously mean massive c***.

 

This is great  :lol:

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Frettata.

 

Wait, that's Italian, never mind.  Come back to me.

If Alan Pardew ever made a cheese, thats the name right there :lol:

Alan Paedew is nothing but cheese. Mouldy, foul smelling, fake plasticy cheese that no-one likes, yet always appears in places you'd rather it didn't.

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