ScottishMagpie Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 This man's a super-grade fucking prick! Apparently wants to take charge of a club who will be challenging for trophies. Yeah, that will be fucking right!! If he took over at Real he'd have them relegated in one season. I think all managers have an ego but you can just tell he'd want to win a trophy just so a club builds a statue of him unlike our Rafa who is all about the club first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 a pardew-abroad car crash would be too perfect tbh don't mean an actual car crash, i mean a disastrous reign at a club a la moysey, although an actual car crash would work as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I'm off to Barcelona at the end of the month. Any requests? Being an Espanyol fan just seems like sadism tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Might be the first time in history that I'm looking forward to Balague's comments on something. Shame, they've been a lot better this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 a pardew-abroad car crash would be too perfect tbh don't mean an actual car crash, i mean a disastrous reign at a club a la moysey, although an actual car crash would work as well An actual car crash would be miles better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 "When I woz managing in Barcelona, I played tika taka with all those senyoreetas." Mes que un tosspot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 El Pards - King of Spain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 El Pards - King of Spain. Nah, that's Ashley Giles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 a pardew-abroad car crash would be too perfect tbh don't mean an actual car crash, i mean a disastrous reign at a club a la moysey, although an actual car crash would work as well Guarantee there would still be articles praising him for being "brave" enough to take on the challenge managing abroad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 "When I woz managing in Barcelona, I played tika taka with all those senyoreetas." Mes que un tosspot. Enjoy. (got some time on my hands waiting to start new gig) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinnMag Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Pards really get a job from La Liga? Well, just wait when Carver's new gig in Serie A is announced :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Merely there to meet with his pal Sanchez Flores according to SPORT. Was already in Barcelona on holiday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 a pardew-abroad car crash would be too perfect tbh don't mean an actual car crash, i mean a disastrous reign at a club a la moysey, although an actual car crash would work as well Guarantee there would still be articles praising him for being "brave" enough to take on the challenge managing abroad Like getting praise for making 'brave' subs when you're 2-0 down at home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 He does spend time there eating Tapas and as the great man himself said 'speaks a little Spanish'. When I say 'time eating Tapas' I mean chasing Catalan prostitutes and by 'great man' I obviously mean massive cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Flawed business model if you have to chase the prositutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 He does spend time there eating Tapas and as the great man himself said 'speaks a little Spanish'. When I say 'time eating Tapas' I mean chasing Catalan prostitutes and by 'great man' I obviously mean massive c***. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 "When I woz managing in Barcelona, I played tika taka with all those senyoreetas." Mes que un tosspot. Enjoy. (got some time on my hands waiting to start new gig) Christ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Hope he gets mugged like Harry did. By mugged I mean murdered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 He does spend time there eating Tapas and as the great man himself said 'speaks a little Spanish'. When I say 'time eating Tapas' I mean chasing Catalan prostitutes and by 'great man' I obviously mean massive c***. This is great Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Tony Adams and Pardew in Spain. The poor bastards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 "When I woz managing in Barcelona, I played tika taka with all those senyoreetas." Mes que un tosspot. Enjoy. (got some time on my hands waiting to start new gig) Christ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Frettata. Wait, that's Italian, never mind. Come back to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Frettata. Wait, that's Italian, never mind. Come back to me. If Alan Pardew ever made a cheese, thats the name right there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Frettata. Wait, that's Italian, never mind. Come back to me. If Alan Pardew ever made a cheese, thats the name right there Alan Paedew is nothing but cheese. Mouldy, foul smelling, fake plasticy cheese that no-one likes, yet always appears in places you'd rather it didn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Looks like he's put some weight on too. The disgusting fat nonce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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