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Imagine the pressure this imaginary player would be under to be shit hot, after everything we've been through with Ashley. :lol:

 

That's the hidden level in the Ashley playbook - signing imaginary players.

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Knowing our luck we'll sign a quality striker who likes nothing more than playing on the big stage. He'll walk out to the roaring passion of 50,000 geordies. His first pass will be so sublime as to take everyone's breath away, leaving St. James in momentary silence which freaks him out and he's never the same player again.

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I’ve always quite liked the look of Slimani. Got in some great areas and had some tidy finishes early on for Leicester.

 

Looks a bit heavy, mind. Would prefer someone a bit more pacey and mobile. Is his style hugely different to Mitrovic?

 

Beggars can’t be choosers and I doubt we even get anyone in. So if it is true. I hope we pay what they’re asking. I think we’re going down without a 2 more decent additions this window.

He surprised me how quick he was in one goal he scored this season, think it was when Leicester played at home to Huddersfield? Ran onto to a ball played in behind, didn't look slow at all.

 

He's easily the striker who excites me the most out of the ones mentioned, if only because he looks the most capable of playing as a lone striker. Don't know about his touch being off, but he's mobile, powerful and decent in the air. Can't see it happening though, Ashley's not going to sanction £20m+ on a striker approaching 30.

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My fag packet maths tells me if everyone we've been linked with comes and those linked with a move leave then we actually make a profit ?

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About 20 million gives us a striker like Jorgensen. Not sure he will be better than Joselu, Perez, Gayle and Mitro.

 

We should be more creative than that high risk dane for our club record signing.  Go for Balotelli (only 6 months left on his contract) and Ben Arfa instead! :)

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About 20 million gives us a striker like Jorgensen. Not sure he will be better than Joselu, Perez, Gayle and Mitro.

 

We should be more creative than that high risk dane for our club record signing.  Go for Balotelli (only 6 months left on his contract) and Ben Arfa instead! :)

 

Yes, because Rafa Benitez is totally going to pander to a couple of personalities like that and not just drop them straight away and never use them again.

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About 20 million gives us a striker like Jorgensen. Not sure he will be better than Joselu, Perez, Gayle and Mitro.

 

We should be more creative than that high risk dane for our club record signing.  Go for Balotelli (only 6 months left on his contract) and Ben Arfa instead! :)

 

Yes, because Rafa Benitez is totally going to pander to a couple of personalities like that and not just drop them straight away and never use them again.

 

:lol:

 

Have to admit, we'd be absolutely mental to watch as a team. And will be in the tabloids 24/7.

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