Kaizero Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Saw a few Feyenoord fan tweets saying we should give them Mitro and they’d pay us to take Jørgensen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Second bid is treading a very fine line. Needs to be big enough to con the thick cunts we’ve been reasonable and had a go but not big enough that the selling club accepts it. Delicate stuff, thankfully we’ve had loads of practise. We know this shit inside out and back to front, it’s our bread and butter. We can kick back on the 31st and laugh at the daft fuckers who’ve actually spent some money this window whilst we’ve winged it. Daft cuuuunts hahaha, fucking mugs. LOL. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 "Ashley doesn't give a shit what we think", "Ashley puts in fake bids to con us", one of the great contradictions of our time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Feyenoord receiving an NUFC fax: http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/charlton-heston-laughing-gif-1.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 "Ashley doesn't give a s*** what we think", "Ashley puts in fake bids to con us", one of the great contradictions of our time They are not to con the supporters. Fake bids are to con and undermine the manager e.g. the Sami Hyypia bid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 At least there's plenty time left in the window to move on to other targets if this one doesn't work out... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 At least there's plenty time left in the window to move on to other targets if this one doesn't work out... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 At least we tried Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Deadline day we'll see "Club Record bid of £18m rejected by Feyenoord'. "We tried..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 "Ashley doesn't give a s*** what we think", "Ashley puts in fake bids to con us", one of the great contradictions of our time They are not to con the supporters. Fake bids are to con and undermine the manager e.g. the Sami Hyypia bid. Rafa, such a gullible bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Seriously Rafa should consider his second or third or even fifth option on the list. No way will this go through now. He should put Messi at no.5. Charnley will accept whoever is at no.5 without even thinking twice or looking at the name. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 If he is really our number 1 target and Rafa thinks he's good enough then pay the full £20M and get him here quick to integrate with the squad and play Wednesday. I',m not convinced mind as the dutch league is shit and if he was really good he'd be playing somewhere other than Holland at the age of 27. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Isn't this how it's like every year? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 We'd probably get him at £18m plus clauses (extra £2m or whatever if we stay up). Doesn't seem much competition for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 © Deepfake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Throw in a 10% sell-on fee and a future friendly at the De Kuip (we're not obliged to field a full strength team). Normally works for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 This guy sounds shite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Maybe the club shouldn't have leaked to the press that we were going after a 20m rated player in the hopes that we'd all spaff our kegs, if they didn't want to actually pay said 20m. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Maybe the club shouldn't have leaked to the press that we were going after a 20m rated player in the hopes that we'd all spaff our kegs, if they didn't want to actually pay said 20m. I'm in awe of how stupid we are to the point where I'm still unconvinced that Jorgensen is our actual target, and is nothing but a smokescreen for the real target we're going for. Hope is a hell of a drug. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Fuck me, the amount of money the TV deal brings in and we won't pay the £20m asking price for our first choice target. Pay the money and move on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 f*** me, the amount of money the TV deal brings in and we won't pay the £20m asking price for our first choice target. Pay the money and move on. Yup. Plus, it's not like we need to start winning games ASAP, starting with Burnley at home. So it's not like whoever the new striker is, he'll need to come in and get some fucking training and instructions under his belt ASAP. Fucking cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Maybe the club shouldn't have leaked to the press that we were going after a 20m rated player in the hopes that we'd all spaff our kegs, if they didn't want to actually pay said 20m. I'm in awe of how stupid we are to the point where I'm still unconvinced that Jorgensen is our actual target, and is nothing but a smokescreen for the real target we're going for. Hope is a hell of a drug. It's a bit like Trump, isn't it? "He can't possibly just be that stupid. There must be some kind of pla.... oh, no there isn't." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Day Gadgie Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Haggling over a few million is such backward logic in the grand scheme of things. If we’d just payed the asking price we could have the deal all wrapped up by now and the player could be starting to get settled in his new environment, with his new team mates. It would give him a much better chance to hit the ground running and help win us some points. Obvioulsy the fat piss head and his baldy little cock slave don’t understand any of this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Maybe the club shouldn't have leaked to the press that we were going after a 20m rated player in the hopes that we'd all spaff our kegs, if they didn't want to actually pay said 20m. I'm in awe of how stupid we are to the point where I'm still unconvinced that Jorgensen is our actual target, and is nothing but a smokescreen for the real target we're going for. Hope is a hell of a drug. Do you think Lee Charnley has even realised that Jon Walters has already moved? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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