Sean Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 This fella is a clear WUM. Don’t waste your time trying to reason. Clearly, I can hardly believe people are trying to reason with the joker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 But no goals and no assists so he must’ve been absolutely shite, unfortunately that’s how it works and will be remembered next time they don’t win. He is allegedly a forward, that's how they are judged, do they score or assist. He is like a salesman who does all the customer care but never sells. He is a luxury we can't afford He is an attacking pest in the Suarez, Firminho, Kuyt, Bellamy mold. I have been very impressed with him in the three games of yours I have seen. He definitely needs to score and assist but you cant value his contribution by that alone. If he is made available for 25-30 million in the winter transfer window, I am betting a number of the top 6-10 clubs will bid. I can see LFC being definitely interested. He is a perfect Klopp player. But no goals and no assists so he must’ve been absolutely shite, unfortunately that’s how it works and will be remembered next time they don’t win. He is allegedly a forward, that's how they are judged, do they score or assist. He is like a salesman who does all the customer care but never sells. He is a luxury we can't afford He is an attacking pest in the Suarez, Firminho, Kuyt, Bellamy mold. I have been very impressed with him in the three games of yours I have seen. He definitely needs to score and assist but you cant value his contribution by that alone. If he is made available for 25-30 million in the winter transfer window, I am betting a number of the top 6-10 clubs will bid. I can see LFC being definitely interested. He is a perfect Klopp player. The players you mention could score and had the luxury of playing in teams that could score. NUFC aren't a free scoring team that's why he is a luxury we can't afford, in the same way Tino was a luxury we could afford Again... P10 W6 D1 L3 F14 A10 Pts19 Why is he a luxury we can’t afford? Again played 13 scored 0 assist 0 if you insist on stats. His contribution to your selective stats is fuck all In this system we’ve shown top 8 form with him in. So a third time, how’s he a luxury we can’t afford? So that team should be frozen in aspic, because none of the players are beyond reproach. FFS he played doesn't mean he had an impact Not sure why the fuck I’m even entertaining you here like. Perez scored from an Almiron shot that Pickford couldn’t handle at 1-2. That’s as good as being an assist as anything. Against Huddersfield as well it was his constant running that drew the red-card challenge at 0-0 which opened the game up for us to win piss easy. That’s just off the top of my head. as good as being an assist FFS Perez doesn’t score if Almiron doesn’t force the save. Simple as that. but not an assist. Nobody's arguing whether r not he has an assist, they're pointing out his impact. which by ANY measurable metric is minimal Really don't understand why Miggy shaved his head Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 BuT hE hAzUnT ScOrEd So HeZ cRaP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Anyone who isn't a cunt or has at least half a brain can see that his tireless running makes so much space for other players, he's unlucky not to have got a goal or assist yet but he will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Manquillo rolls a 5 yard pass to Schar to smash in from 30 yards goes down as an assist. Shot from 20 yards which leads to a tap-in for Perez and in ozzrahog’s mind of statistics, Manquillo is the creative one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 He’s honestly the last player in the squad anyone should be having a pop at. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Toon Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I think he's probably our best player and hopefully the goals and assists will follow soon. At some point they will need to and he needs to replace at least some of Perez's goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I think he's probably our best player and hopefully the goals and assists will follow soon. At some point they will need to and he needs to replace at least some of Perez's goals. he's clearly got the ability, hes been a bit unlucky so far and equally if he was dropped then the whole team would suffer massively. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 He's a great outlet tbh, brought the ball out plenty of times under a lot of pressure from the Spurs high press. I thought he linked well with Joelinton as well considering both ended up playing very deep for most of the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Just popping in here to say welcome back to leazes mag. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Hilarious how much skinny foreign fancy dans wind up full English breakfasts like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Just popping in here to say welcome back to leazes mag. I dunno like, not sure he's even still alive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Hilarious how much skinny foreign fancy dans wind up full English breakfasts like His post history is something to behold like. It’s like RTG shagged the Express and then shat out a window fetishist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunce Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Love this guy , i hope people dont get on his back over his 'stats' , if almiron scored 10 goals and 10 assists to go with his workrate over a season hed be worth a fortune. Remember we only paid 16milion for him. A relatively cheap signing in the pl these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Hilarious how much skinny foreign fancy dans wind up full English breakfasts like His post history is something to behold like. It’s like RTG shagged the Express and then shat out a window fetishist. You weren't kidding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 He is an attacking pest in the Suarez, Firminho, Kuyt, Bellamy mold. I have been very impressed with him in the three games of yours I have seen. He definitely needs to score and assist but you cant value his contribution by that alone. If he is made available for 25-30 million in the winter transfer window, I am betting a number of the top 6-10 clubs will bid. I can see LFC being definitely interested. He is a perfect Klopp player. this is the truth of it, he's playing in a team where scoring opportunities are few and far between if you dropped him into spurs team ahead of son or lucas i don't think he'd look out of place and the goals and assists would come we're very lucky to have him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyne81 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 If only that class little lob in his first full game for us went in off the post I reckon he would have added a few since then. It'll come for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 If only that class little lob in his first full game for us went in off the post I reckon he would have added a few since then. It'll come for him. Agreed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Still love this fella. I hate the club, but I've got no aniosity to any of the players. Whoops, I forgot we still have Colback. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 If only that class little lob in his first full game for us went in off the post I reckon he would have added a few since then. It'll come for him. Totally agree with this, I’m fine with him, the fee was run of the mill in the modern game but just happened to be our record signing at the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 That first goal will come Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 That first goal will come And then we will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 If only that class little lob in his first full game for us went in off the post I reckon he would have added a few since then. I’ll come for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate End Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 If only that class little lob in his first full game for us went in off the post I reckon he would have added a few since then. It'll come for him. The one touch football in the build then the lob Gutted we only got to see that front 3 for half a season not even that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Luque Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 If only that class little lob in his first full game for us went in off the post I reckon he would have added a few since then. It'll come for him. The Luque curse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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