Mag_in_NZ Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 Someone has stolen £1m worth of stock from his warehouse during the lock down. I’m not positing they link though, it’s a s*n report. Pretty easy to narrow down a list of suspects, you'd have to have a fucking sizeable haulage fleet available to tally up £1m of Donnay and Slazenger gear. Anyone know what Mr Stobart was up to that night? More like a squadron of jumbo jets.....quick someone get on FlightRadar24.....second thoughts I hope they’ve burnt the lot ???? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 Isn't that like all of it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Fuckity bye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Someone has stolen £1m worth of stock from his warehouse during the lock down. I’m not positing they link though, it’s a s*n report. Pretty easy to narrow down a list of suspects, you'd have to have a fucking sizeable haulage fleet available to tally up £1m of Donnay and Slazenger gear. Anyone know what Mr Stobart was up to that night? Getting into Templar-related international escapades with Nico? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Someone has stolen £1m worth of stock from his warehouse during the lock down. I’m not positing they link though, it’s a s*n report. Pretty easy to narrow down a list of suspects, you'd have to have a fucking sizeable haulage fleet available to tally up £1m of Donnay and Slazenger gear. Anyone know what Mr Stobart was up to that night? Getting into Templar-related international escapades with Nico? Horse-shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Someone has stolen £1m worth of stock from his warehouse during the lock down. I’m not positing they link though, it’s a s*n report. Pretty easy to narrow down a list of suspects, you'd have to have a fucking sizeable haulage fleet available to tally up £1m of Donnay and Slazenger gear. Anyone know what Mr Stobart was up to that night? Getting into Templar-related international escapades with Nico? Horse-shit I'm sorry, I have no idea what I was thinking when I stuck in a hyphen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Imagine how fucking tight he'll be if its blocked and he has to stay on as owner man. Be a whole new level of awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamninator Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 I'll say one thing in his defence. He did say he would only sell to buyers who could provide the club with the financial backing to take us to the next level. If this goes thru you cant argue that he has been true to his word on that score. Like he actually gives a fuck. He does, but for selfish reasons. The reason why he wanted someone who could "take the club forward" is because he knows anyone able to bankroll the club and make it rain in the transfer market would also be able to meet his ridiculous asking price, other fellow chancers wouldn't pay 350 million for it or the 300 million he looks to have secured himself in the current fucked financial climate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Has anyone done the maths to see what he (potentially) walks away with after 13 years? Not including the free sponsorship but the premiership/tv money not invested. Player sales and sale price? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Well if things go sour with the Saudi lads we can move from shouting at shops to shouting at petrol stations. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Thing i'm looking forward to most if this goes through is just seeing the stadium without all his tacky shit plastered over it again. The rest is just icing on the cake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Has anyone done the maths to see what he (potentially) walks away with after 13 years? Not including the free sponsorship but the premiership/tv money not invested. Player sales and sale price? what? he can't take money out of the club like that man very roughly it'll be 130m he paid initially paid back 130m loan to himself repaid 300m sale price rumoured so 50-60m profit all told plus the years of free advertising he's done pretty fucking well tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Has anyone done the maths to see what he (potentially) walks away with after 13 years? Not including the free sponsorship but the premiership/tv money not invested. Player sales and sale price? what? he can't take money out of the club like that man very roughly it'll be 130m he paid initially paid back 130m loan to himself repaid 300m sale price rumoured so 50-60m profit all told plus the years of free advertising he's done pretty fucking well tbf And also the unquantifiable amounts he's creamed off the top from agents fee's etc plus the land sale, plus the free advertising. He's certainly cleared well over £120m imho one way or the other. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 merchandise etc. as well aye, probably loads of little bits of shit he's used to coin it in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 merchandise etc. as well aye, probably loads of little bits of shit he's used to coin it in I'd hazard a guess that he's used every trick in the book to cream cash away and all off the books. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Jesus wept :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/investor-breaks-silence-newcastle-united-takeover-talks-mike-ashley-2548030 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Has anyone done the maths to see what he (potentially) walks away with after 13 years? Not including the free sponsorship but the premiership/tv money not invested. Player sales and sale price? what? he can't take money out of the club like that man very roughly it'll be 130m he paid initially paid back 130m loan to himself repaid 300m sale price rumoured so 50-60m profit all told plus the years of free advertising he's done pretty fucking well tbf And also the unquantifiable amounts he's creamed off the top from agents fee's etc plus the land sale, plus the free advertising. He's certainly cleared well over £120m imho one way or the other. would love to have all the numbers to run a simple IRR on his investment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Frasers Group reveals that it is not eligible for the Bank of England’s Covid Corporate Financing Facility (CCFF) https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/mike-ashleys-frasers-group-settles-18143177 I reckon he's under some serious financial pressure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Settled their Belgian tax bill as well. Headlines are quite misleading. They mention the 600 odd million that was what they initially claimed was owed but this amount was reduced by around 475m But that’s still around 150m paid. And probably not directly from SD as they aren’t that cash rich. Wonder if he’s received a bit of a windfall already and given a loan to his other company?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Not long now you fat kunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 I fancy opening a can of worms. To what extent are the supporters accountable for Ashley deciding that he's ready to sell? Are the fans who stopped going more responsible for his departure than the ones who stayed? Is there anything in it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 I fancy opening a can of worms. To what extent are the supporters accountable for Ashley deciding that he's ready to sell? Are the fans who stopped going more responsible for his departure than the ones who stayed? Is there anything in it? Without a doubt those who protested and turned away are responsible. Those who sat there and took it would have kept him here if everyone did. It was going after SD and his mates which made him sell up I think. The 10k walk aways was possibly the final straw, the one where he knew he’d made one fuck up too many. Come the summer if he still owned us there would be a big question he could have got the 10k free ticketers to pay up, and if Bruce’s football and his signings would have prevented others from leaving. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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