Shak Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 Ashley going to Whelan's house every week to taunt him like some sort of fat Gus Fring would be very on brand tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaztoon Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 Removal of the Whelan statue outside the dw will be the first fan outrage about him 🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 Would be quite funny him owning a club that has a statue of his nemesis outside the ground holding the FA Cup. Something he'll never do.   It would also be quite funny if he tore it down out of spite too tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 Man, not dead again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAK Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 14 hours ago, Dr.Spaceman said: Â Revenge for what, Ashley's Sports Direct wiped the floor with JJB JJB went into administration and Sports Direct picked up a number of their former shops. Ashley won a long time ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 16 hours ago, TRon said: Â Isn't there a club down south he could fucking buy? What!? and have people down south realise what he is Animals shit in the corners Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 Did Sunak really use Ashley’s helicopter? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 (edited) Whelan, above, reasserting his view that there is "no chance" of Wigan's manager, Steve Bruce, taking charge at St James' Park while Ashley is the owner there, said: "I don't think you will ever get Steve going to a club that is run the way Mike Ashley runs it. Ashley has no class whatsoever. The minute he arrived there and turned up in the boardroom in a replica shirt and jeans and pair of trainers, the club was gone.“ Dave Whelan - FA Cup finalist, entrepreneur, soothsayer  https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2009/mar/25/wigan-jjb-stadium-dave-whelan Edited June 6, 2023 by TheBrownBottle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 6 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said: Whelan, above, reasserting his view that there is "no chance" of Wigan's manager, Steve Bruce, taking charge at St James' Park while Ashley is the owner there, said: "I don't think you will ever get Steve going to a club that is run the way Mike Ashley runs it. Ashley has no class whatsoever. The minute he arrived there and turned up in the boardroom in a replica shirt and jeans and pair of trainers, the club was gone.“ Dave Whelan - FA Cup finalist, entrepreneur, soothsayer  https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2009/mar/25/wigan-jjb-stadium-dave-whelan     Fake quote. His sign off doesn't include anything about his broken leg. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 6 hours ago, wormy said: Â Fake quote. His sign off doesn't include anything about his broken leg. He broke his leg? Â He never said owt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Fucking cunt has bought nearly 20% of AO. Just a heads up for those who still want to avoid his stores. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Stifler said: Fucking cunt has bought nearly 20% of AO. Just a heads up for those who still want to avoid his stores. Was looking at the Fender stuff on twitter linked on here and saw his name was trending. Not on twitter so couldn't follow up and had a nice few hours hoping it was something to do with jail or at least chronic gout Edited June 10, 2023 by Wolfcastle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Failed in his bid to buy Yorkshire Cricket Club. Â Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 6 minutes ago, Stifler said: Failed in his bid to buy Yorkshire Cricket Club.  Was hoping he’s broon breed but good news all the same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Think he'll try and push for Wigan now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 (edited) He'll probably buy Wigan now so he can tear that statue down and hit it with those dreadful black loafers. Edited June 12, 2023 by Sima Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCK Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Miserly there's nothing in Wigan for him. Just a question of whether his being a vindictive cunt overrides that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viana Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 In football terms he's quite happy to skim the top as a passive income with minimal involvement. That requires you to keep the club at a lull. Based on Wigan's potential you'd argue that's probably around the bottom half of the Championship. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Bit hypocritical posting in this thread now myself but only want to see this thread bumped if it's news that he's either bankrupt or deed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Ideally the former, followed by the latter so that he has some miserable days before he dies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 5 hours ago, Viana said: In football terms he's quite happy to skim the top as a passive income with minimal involvement. That requires you to keep the club at a lull. Based on Wigan's potential you'd argue that's probably around the bottom half of the Championship. With crowds of 6000 I'd say division one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 When he does die, is it OK if we change the thread title to "Mike Ashley (former human)" and let that be that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 I must admit, now that he's no longer our owner and the fact he did probably the worst deal for a football club in history, I'm not to bothered about him.  Haha £300 million man, what a fuckin grift Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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