Deuce Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Imagine fucking off Rafa Benitez and paying £4m for the pleasure of replacing him with Steve fucking Bruce. Beyond them being insidious, this club is run by complete dipshits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Shame there isn't enough interest to give this chubby cunt a rough welcome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 £4m. What an absolute fucking disgrace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 They've just watched Rafa walk away and they've now paid 4m compo for this incompetent fat twat. This is going to be sensational. Spectacularly shit appointment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Just wait till the press conference ( Greggs opposite the Civic ? ) when he starts referring to " Mike " this and " Mike " that : ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 The brass neck he'll need to do his welcome interviews, jesus. Can see him having a full breakdown before the season's out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Carver returning to the youth set up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 State of this fucking club man Three weeks to get this useless fucker in. Again, reading the club statement will be canny good fun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 The brass neck he'll need to do his welcome interviews, jesus. Can see him having a full breakdown before the season's out. The thought has just reminded me of JFK's first interview. And breakdown/illness. This could be just as spectacularly disastrous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 http://www.insidefutbol.com/2019/07/15/newcastle-yet-to-agree-compensation-for-steve-bruces-assistants/428820/ Come now Steve you know that's not part of the deal. We said one coach but that was before we knew you'd cost more than 1m . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Needs to decide which one of his mates he's going to sack Unless they can job share or go zero-hours I guess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 I'm loving it tbh. Hope we get zero points this season and all the best players quit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 He'll slot seamlessly into the pint swiging, incompetent, jobs for the boys culture at the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_F Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 SSN can't even be arsed to report it Lots on Arsenal fans frustration with their owner mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 SSN can't even be arsed to report it Lots on Arsenal fans frustration with their owner mind. They'll just happen to be at the training ground again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 He'll slot seamlessly into the pint swinging, incompetent, jobs for the boys culture at the club. Yup, it's all MA cares about. He wants the manager to eb someone he can be matey with. It's why Hughton was dumped for absolutely no reason. He's too professional. Pardew, meanwhile, was chums with Llambias. McClaren was chums with Carr. Rafa was the ultimate football obsessed professional, and it's no surprise that with how that went, they would completely write off a foreign appointment, that just wanted to do their job. Jobs for the boys indeed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 £4m on Bruce, more than we'll spend on any player this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 I can not literally even imagine going to watch a Steve Bruce side, like I literally can’t get my head around people who are still going. Literally anything is better, anything. I’d eat Gemma Collins ass after a vindaloo for 90mins rather than that They will push the geordie rhetoric to death and how dummett, colback and longstaff are the future. British core of the team but dont vote leave. We are absolute guff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 £4m on Bruce, more than we'll spend on any player this season. Ashley splashes out to get his man , good old Mike backing the team “again” You just know the spin ffs. Watch the fat cunt spend £80m , you watch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 If we were going to part ways with Rafa, at least it would have been interesting to see someone bring a pressing style as something a bit different. I'm not even sure how Bruce teams play. I'm assuming it's generic PFM style with El Mohamedy providing the obligatory wide man to hoof the ball towards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 If we were going to part ways with Rafa, at least it would have been interesting to see someone bring a pressing style as something a bit different. I'm not even sure how Bruce teams play. I'm assuming it's generic PFM style with El Mohamedy providing the obligatory wide man to hoof the ball towards. But we don't want to watch it, do we? We want it to fail as badly as possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Since when has 'getting the supporters onside' been relevant to Mike? At $4m? Think it's most likely that Bruce is getting paid so fucking little that $4m upfront still makes it a cheap deal. He doesn't need to get them onside, just sow enough confusion to stop them protesting. Why else do you think he paid £4m for compensation when you could get any amount of deadbeats for free? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Literally the weirdest appointment ever. He's shit and cost 4 million. It's like going to a car dealership and looking at relatively new fiestas for 5 grand then thinking hang on there is a 1993 Lada for the same money in Beige Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Our route one pfm, kick and rush, sliding tackle, pashun puntball is going to be absolutely lifting to watch this season AND people have paid £600 for the pleasure of it Imagine spending £22m on Almiron so he can watch the ball sail over his head and hope to pick up some scraps from the resulting pinball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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