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2 wins for Leeds and Everton are down.

West Ham are now safe ahead of their game with them tomorrow. I wonder if they will play a weakened team after playing on Thursday and not wanting to risk any injuries for the final.

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I'm conflicted on this one, I would normally want Leeds to stay up out of the two, but the thought of Allardyce grandstanding if they do makes me feel slightly pukey. The upside is there's no losers here, either he goes down or Everton do.

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5 minutes ago, astraguy said:

Huh that point has saved the Scouse cunts 


Well as long as we don’t put seven or more past Leicester than they could catch Everton on the final day as have a better goal difference. Everton beating Bournemouth isn’t a given. 

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1 hour ago, astraguy said:

Huh that point has saved the Scouse cunts 

How?

If Leeds win both their remaining games, Everton are down no matter what.

Leeds play a West Ham team who are now safe and will likely rest a load of players ahead of their cup final. They are then at home on the final day of the season against a Spurs side who have given up.


On top of that, even if we do beat Leicester, their goal difference will likely still be better than Everton’s going into the final day. Leicester also play the West Ham team who will likely be half arsing it. That means if Bournemouth did beat Everton, and Leicester beat West Ham, then Everton are down.

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I fucking hate Leeds.  Horrible club, horrible city, horrible fans.  Fuck them.  I also can't stand hippo head Allardyce, wine guzzling pie muncher who thinks the sun shines out of his copious arse.

 

It says a lot about the scouse mackems that I'm rooting for Leeds and Allardyce to win their last two games :lol:

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I love the city of Leeds, it's one of my favourites in the UK, so that kind of does have a bit of an impact on my view of the club, but aye, them appointing Allardyce did kind of change my view. That said, Leicester realistically won't survive unless they beat us, and I obviously don't want them to do that (they can still stay up if they lost to us, but it's very unlikely), so from that perspective, in terms of my preference it's between Everton and Leeds, and I'd defo want the latter to stay up in that situation, even if if means more Big Sam Hulk Hogan style celebrations :lol:

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, all my preferences for end of season winnings/positioning are being sacrificed for Champions League for us.

If the football gods are smiling on us with Champions League, and asking what else we’d like, then Everton down.

Luton up, Sheff Wed up, Carlisle up, Gateshead win today, Man City, and West Ham in the European double.

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On 17/05/2023 at 08:37, Ronson333 said:

 

 

 

 

 

But why Southampton? Because their season could've looked different if Everton was in trouble? Southampton are miles away from staying up..

 

 

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Feel bad for my mate I work with. Leeds supporter and I had really hoped they could scrape though but it doesn't look that way. Watched the game, they didn't play that well.

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7 hours ago, Erikse said:

 

But why Southampton? Because their season could've looked different if Everton was in trouble? Southampton are miles away from staying up..

 

 

 

Good. Hope they go for it. They've got away with murder in FFP terms, Everton 

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31 minutes ago, Miggys First Goal said:

Everton lose to Bournemouth and Leeds lose to Tottenham. Leicester lose to use but then win against West Ham.

 

Leicester stay up. Scouse Mackems and Big Sam down. Happy days.

 

Would be nice but Everton aren't losing to Bournemouth.

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13 minutes ago, McDog said:

Feel bad for my mate I work with. Leeds supporter and I had really hoped they could scrape though but it doesn't look that way. Watched the game, they didn't play that well.

Aye, one of my nieces (from Doncaster) supports them.

They started well actually, but after they went ahead they just became 2nd best.

They have started a few games well, but just can’t close them out.

A lot of that squad though was a very average Championship side who played beyond their ability under Biesla though.

They have brought a few players in, but nowhere near enough to get to a level they need to be at.

If they survived this season, they were on the verge of a takeover as well.

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11 hours ago, toon25 said:

I really hope to fuck Everton go down, like. Had enough of them circling the bowl.

 

I have said this before but, in general terms if not detail (ie they've got a really expensive squad, we had a load of dross because Lerner got a new girlfriend and didn't like football any more, then Xia was a fucking criminal), they remind me of us for a few years before we actually went down.

 

Circling the plug hole, beloved by nobody, like a sort of scabby stray dog wandering the streets of some Romanian town, looking more and more like it's going to go toes up, and everyone just looks at it and thinks "poor thing, it'll be a release when it finally dies".

 

I actually think it could be good for them. It was for us, eventually. One thing it did do was make us stop taking Premier League membership for granted, and after much grief it flushed out our shit penniless owners and bagged us a couple of benevolent billionaires.

 

Maybe that'll happen for them, too, but either way, I'm sick to the tits of them just about surviving and would be happy to see them finally get flushed.

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