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32 minutes ago, Colos Short and Curlies said:

 

That's a mis-spell of my name and I must admit to taking a double take there! For the record I've never been kicked up the arse by a Brazilian

 

(The name is also the reason I started playing in goal for my sins and I'm not sure who is/was worse)

I once had a Venezuelan try to shove a dildo up my arse. Nee Joy.

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1 minute ago, Happinesstan said:

I once had a Venezuelan try to shove a dildo up my arse. Nee Joy.

For the record Dave Beasant has been kicked up the arse by a(our) Brazilian. Think he kinda liked it. I once got stabbed in the arse by a Brazilian (doctor and with a needle). I didn't like it; it hurt but it was a remarkably effective therapeutic intervention. Not sure whether Stan enjoyed the dildo close encounter... unless the 'nee joy' was an expression of disappointment?  

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"We need you on a flight tonight to be in Brazil tomorrow, but be back by Saturday please....

 

                                                                                             ...oh and don't fuck it up, theres a good lad."

 

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