Tottenham Hotspur 5 - 1 Newcastle United (03/04/2022)

[54]

Sort of game where we need Trippier to calm us down, we where so all over the place after that Schar cross-field ball.

[r0cafella]

Just now, LV said:

Wasn’t just the manager, the whole team has had a shitter

Indeed, but ultimately we ended up lining up with Shelvey playing as cb and Murphy/Fraser as rwb. The second half was pure aids from the gaffa. Onwards and upwards though. 

[HaydnNUFC]

Abysmal, pathetic 2nd half. Put it behind us and get looking forward to finally being back at SJP.

[ikri]

Embarrassing performance.  Not a single player comes out of that with any credit.

[Bada Bing]

Just have to accept we had a shitter and move on. They are levels above us and competing for top 4. Its not the end of the world.

 

 

Edited April 3, 2022 by Bada Bing

[Awaymag]

Shit game.   Move on

 

Need to get points on the board still.  We are not out of the relegation scrap yet.  One more win asap please.

 

 

[toon25]

Embarrassing result.

[buzz]

Expected a defeat as formality given the way Spurs have started clicking with Conte's system of late and overcoming their early inconsistency, but the implosion and general approach in terms of tactics/preparation was nothing short of a disgrace.

 

[Guybrush]

I'll just check the score an...Why aye! We got done in.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Problem is likely losing the next 2 as well, but eventually we’ll scrape over the line. 

[The Prophet]

I switched off at 4-1.

 

It reminded me loads of the Leicester game. We got it spot on for fourty minutes, then as soon  as we conceded, we chased the game and got murdered on the counter.

[Billy Warthog]

Well that was bollocks. Nice day out though. 

[The Prophet]

1 minute ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Problem is likely losing the next 2 as well, but eventually we’ll scrape over the line. 

 

I don't think its likely at all. 

[UncleBuzzcocks]

Have we ever been beat off these freaks 5-1? Embarrassing.

[soyt]

They are really good, but my god what was that second half about?? Everybody except Bruno was diabolical. Burn gettin dragged too far, Shelvey with pointless hollywood-passes, Wood league 1 standard,Willock scared etc.etc. 

[Tsunami]

Some real abject performances and the second half was a complete car crash. Players pulled out of position, lack of awareness, lack of fight, the list goes on. Friday will be interesting, we went from a well organised, limited side for 40 minutes, to the side Howe took over within a 10 minute spell.

[OCK]

A reminder there's a long, long way still to go

[Guest reefatoon]

I want to see a changing room picture with all sad faces.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Good opportunity to bollock everyone and remind them we’re not safe yet. 

[madras]

1 minute ago, UncleBuzzcocks said:

Have we ever been beat off these freaks 5-1? Embarrassing.

I've seen a 2-5 at home before. 0-4 at half time.

[Jordan]

Absolutely awful second half. Thought Burn was shocking. 

[Holloway]

A collective shitting of the bed right after a warm weather bonding trip is a bit alarming,the fragility of the group is exposed again

[Kid Icarus]

3 minutes ago, UncleBuzzcocks said:

Have we ever been beat off these freaks 5-1? Embarrassing.

11-12 when we 'let our hair down' under Pardew

[samptime29]

Horrendous 2nd half performance. 

[madras]

1 minute ago, Tsunami said:

Some real abject performances and the second half was a complete car crash. Players pulled out of position, lack of awareness, lack of fight, the list goes on. Friday will be interesting, we went from a well organised, limited side for 40 minutes, to the side Howe took over within a 10 minute spell.

Second half? The defence was Ok in the first half, Joelinton and Willock never started, Shelvey was only slightly better in that he tried to get things ticking over.