Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)

[Tiotes Witch Doctor]

There's no way hes not away, hope we absolutely rinse whoever it is buying, we tend be soft touches when it comes to outgoings though but we did hold out for more on Longstaff.

 

Move quickly, go get Sesko and Wissa.

 

 

Edited July 24, 2025 by Tiotes Witch Doctor

[Crayola Kid]

Is it possible old father time has finally caught up with Isak?

His physical attributes were always going to be on the wane sooner tather than later. 

[duo]

2 minutes ago, McCormick said:

Ugh. Just pleasse not to Liverpool.

This ^ - or any PL team.  Has to be abroad.

[black_n_white]

1 minute ago, Pablo123 said:

If he wants away, say the price is £200m, then turn down any bid from PL clubs. He's got 3 years left on his contract, the ball is firmly in our court.

Absolutely this.

[r0cafella]

Other than PSG I can't see anyone else other than the Scouse this summer sadly. 

[JP]

Just now, r0cafella said:

More questions to be asked then, let's hope the highly competent and skilled press pack can make sure we get answers to all the pertinent questions. 

 

Will be played down by Howe with the 'injury'.

 

But if there is a harmony there, your star player goes out on the commercially driven tour anyway.

 

Something is off

 

[et tu brute]

4 minutes ago, duo said:

they said Isak 'wasn't' injured before - just precaution.  So no difference.

 

 

 

Hall was with Isak the other day outside of the main group according to the Geordie journos. Yet one is travelling and the other one isn't going 

[Shearergol]

1 minute ago, BennyBlanco said:

Not great but bigger picture - we get someone like Sesko, a world class center half and a midfielder and we go into the season a lot deeper than we have been for a while. Isak is brilliant but he’s also streaky and went missing for the last month and a half of last season - there is other players out there.

We have a massive problem paying wages to world class players. Unless we use half of the transfer proceeds to pay them, it’s not likely. 

[r0cafella]

And IF he wants to leave we won't be rinsing anyone. Be lucky to get 130m. 

[TRon]

3 minutes ago, Pablo123 said:

If he wants away, say the price is £200m, then turn down any bid from PL clubs. He's got 3 years left on his contract, the ball is firmly in our court.

 

 

100%

[andyc35i]

I just can’t see anyone paying anywhere near what we want for him and what he’s worth. I’m more worried about him not being fit enough to start the season given how many matches he’s missing 

[Scoot]

Yeah, he's away.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

We can't let him go in the PL. Although I guess we're not really a title challenger so in a way making Liverpool stronger helps us. I just don't want to see him play. 

[Benwell Lad]

Liverpool definitely winning the politics at the moment as well as the football.

[Big River]

ah well. he's shite and unreliable anyway

[simonsays]

In hindsight, the fact that we were in for forwards who we wanted pre Isak (Pedro and Ekitike) does suggest we knew there was an issue with him - either injury or him wanting a move

[duo]

Just now, et tu brute said:

Hall was with Isak the other day outside of the main group according to the Geordie journos. Yet one is travelling and the other one isn't going 

That's my point - just doesn't add up.  It's too much of coincidence not to be linked to him being unhappy.  All Isak needs to do is post on twitter saying 'chill I am not going anywhere'

[Optimistic Nut]

Just now, AyeDubbleYoo said:

We can't let him go in the PL. Although I guess we're not really a title challenger so in a way making Liverpool stronger helps us. I just don't want to see him play. 

 

We were arguably a fully fit Isak away from finishing 2nd last season, mind. 

[Fenham Mag]

Recommend to everyone as there's going to be some absolute garbage thrown out in the coming days, true or not:

 

 

[The Prophet]

12 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said:

Evidently it did. 

 

Still maintain there's no reason for him to stay at home, unless he's genuinely unsettled. 

 

Whichever way you look at it, it's a shambles we're going on our pre-season tour with Osula as our only available striker.

[Shearergol]

1 minute ago, r0cafella said:

And IF he wants to leave we won't be rinsing anyone. Be lucky to get 130m. 

Even if we do, Wissa’s price goes up another £15m straight away 

[Decky]

So if Liverpool get him it'll be just the £400 million this summer, so far?

[duo]

I can see it now where he goes to Liverpool and we get Nunez as part of the deal. 

[TRon]

5 minutes ago, gallowghoul said:

 

This is great in Theory & I'd love to see it. But Eddie  howe will want him gone and the £200+ in PSR wiggle room (give or take);  to re-invest right now. 

 

Ultimately cutting off nose to spit your face isn't the right approach, even if it gives the player what they want. 

 

 

I haven't seen any offers of £200m on the table. Liverpool were talking about £120m. 

[MagMal]

If he has downed tools Bruno will knock fuck out of him when he gets back from Asia