Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[r0cafella]

I hope we've made the conditions crystal clear to them, we shouldn't be doing business with them period but if we insist then we need certain conditions 

 

The fee is fixed and none negotiable 

It is only applicable if we sign two strikers

A hard deadline for this saga exists (eve of the season) once passed we will not entertain any offers and shall not be responding.

 

As a club we simply have to gain some narrative here because it looks like Liverpool are taking the piss. 

[Coffee_Johnny]

Just now, sempuki said:

He would do as well.

It’s Fabi he should be most worried about. Takes no prisoners. 

[OverThere]

1 minute ago, Infinitely Content said:

Perhaps you're right, and indeed I see the merit in not caving to Liverpool's tactics and I also acknowledge the 'optics' of us simply refusing to sell under these conditions and holding firm would be good and send a strong message. I get it all, I'm just fed up with the whole thing and want him gone.

Newcastle will be fine in the long run if he stays, continues to act a cunt and moves on in 12 months, and we will be fine in the long run if he leaves now. It's not going to define the whole trajectory of the club, so I'd rather the saga was done.

That would be true if we actually had a striker left at the club and a transfer process that was fit for purpose 

[Superior Acuña]

1 minute ago, sempuki said:

He would do as well.

 

 

[MagPar]

15 minutes ago, elbee909 said:

At the last minute insist on a swap deal with Jota. That's right fuck off!

What??????

[bobbydazzla]

3 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Liverpool as a football club are basically Grandma from Futurama 

 

I've never watched Futurama, can you confirm if Grandma is a loathsome self-important entitled cunt who always claims she was unfairly victimised ?

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[gbandit]

1 minute ago, Kid Icarus said:

Liverpool as a football club are basically Grandma from Futurama 

Here’s our current leadership team (excluding Howe)

 

[Erikse]

2 hours ago, gdm said:

We start at £150m

 

I'm from Norway. This guy is notoriously known for being full of himself and desperate to make everything about him. To be point where we are making memes about him.

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by Erikse

[Guest]

Fuck Isak and fuck Liverpool, but also fuck the club. There just doesn’t seem to be a realistic plan in place for anything.

 

We're all disillusioned at this point. How can we expect some of the players not to be.

[elbee909]

1 minute ago, MagPar said:

What??????

 

Never underestimate the depths one will go to when they've been pushed too far.

[Mattoon]

The stand out information in this scenario is Liverpool officially stated that they wouldn't make a bid unless we gave them the green light, this sounds like another tactic to unsettle everyone further by making it look like we've told them to come in for him. However, there's absolutely no way we've sanctioned that when we've not even replaced Wilson yet.

 

Yet more lies from the bin dipping scum.

[gdm]

5 minutes ago, Alberts Mustache said:

This bozo knows fuck all. He also misquotes Romano and contradicts himself. 

He’s been bang on about Ekitike and Sesko so far. 

[Superior Acuña]

2 minutes ago, Superior Acuña said:

 

 

 

I've just watched this about 20 times  Big Joe really felt that desperation for a trophy.

[NG32]

2 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

I've never watched Futurama, can you confirm if Grandma is a loathsome self-important entitled cunt who always claimed she was unfairly victimised ?

 

 

 

Yes, I think she plays the victim card in an episode. 

[gbandit]

Just now, Mattoon said:

The stand out information in this scenario is Liverpool officially stated that they wouldn't make a bid unless we gave them the green light, this sounds like another tactic to unsettle everyone further by making it look like we've told them to come in for him. However, there's absolutely no way we've sanctioned that when we've not even replaced Wilson yet.

 

Yet more lies from the bin dipping scum.

It’s absolutely time to make their life hell and in the process doing the same to Isak if it furthers our position as a club

[duo]

3 minutes ago, Civetty said:

 

Problem is that I think there are other concerns as well besides the risk of toxic atmosphere in the club. We have done nothing wrong, but I think players in general are not very keen on signing long contracts, and then watching us refusing to let players go even if top clubs break the banks for them probably stirs an icky feeling inside of their heads when it comes to signing for us, especially long contracts.

 

 

I think it's more to do with how Liverpool have behaved- first unsettling Isak then buying the player we had identified as his replacement. Why should the club rush now to bring someone in just so he can get his move? Am pretty sure most the squad will be on Eddie's side

[Mike]

4 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

I've never watched Futurama, can you confirm if Grandma is a loathsome self-important entitled cunt who always claims she was unfairly victimised ?

 

 

 

 

 Are you sure you haven't seen it?

[Kid Icarus]

4 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

I've never watched Futurama, can you confirm if Grandma is a loathsome self-important entitled cunt who always claimed she was a victim ?

She's actually Mom, I can't believe I called her grandma. Also yes, but mainly this.

Quote

 

As one of the richest people on Earth, she maintains her public image as a sweet, matronly figure through the use of things such as a fat-suit, a heart-shaped hairdo, and putting on a facade which casts her as the friendly mother of all robots hiding her true persona. It seems to fool everybody except the Planet Express crew, who have seen her true nature.

 

Mom’s true personality is best described as sociopatic.

 

Carol is not above using criminal methods or unethical business practices to accumulate greater profits. She has been known to use covert action to eliminate threats from other companies or to keep potential products from the market. 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by Kid Icarus

[Menace]

Fishful of dollars is still my favourite episode 

[Joelinton7]

Not gonna’ lie, this is proper ruined my “Aaron Ramsdale announcement” day.

[St1pe]

31 minutes ago, TRon said:

 

 

The biggest intent would be to tell Isak he's staying, buy another top striker and tell the squad we are going for the title. 

Aye but that’s never gonna happen in a football or financial way of thinking is it. I’d like to see Osula get subbed on instead of the cunt for half a season but it’s not happening. 

[TRon]

19 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said:

 

 

 

How does this cunt know that we will sell at all?

 

 

[Civetty]

5 minutes ago, duo said:

I think it's more to do with how Liverpool have behaved- first unsettling Isak then buying the player we had identified as his replacement. Why should the club rush now to bring someone in just so he can get his move? Am pretty sure most the squad will be on Eddie's side

 

Oh I believe the squad is on our side no doubt. I meant more us signing players from other clubs. Until we've established ourself as a top club, most young players with high ambitions likely watch us as a stepping stone, and us not wanting to sell them if successful could be a concern.

 

But yeah, its very annoying when the situation been fabricated like that.

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by Civetty

[relámpago blanco]

Just now, Joelinton7 said:

Not gonna’ lie, this is proper ruined my “Aaron Ramsdale announcement” day.

Why sounds like we've rejected a 120m bid for Isak and we won't sell for less than 150. If he goes someone will have to bid 150

[KaKa]

15 minutes ago, La Parka said:

Hope his career trajectory mirrors that of our last want away striker to Liverpool. 

 

Amen!