NUFC Transfer Rumours

[duo]

Have any clubs been linked with Grealish? 

[Mike]

 We really are a bit of a monkey with a machine gun. 

[Mike]

1 hour ago, vexred said:

Reading on Twitter that Lucas Paquetá is available for £25M. That's a no brainer. 

 

Hearing we've bid 20 million.

[Kid Icarus]

1 minute ago, duo said:

Have any clubs been linked with Grealish? 

Just night ones

 

 

 

[Mike]

1 minute ago, Kid Icarus said:

Just night ones

 

 

 

 

 Dog shit window, and the old gifs. It really is 2014 again. We need to buy some fucking bitcoin, Michael.

[nemtizz]

On the subject of GIFs;  what was the thread where they were being spammed and someone (maybe Hans) posted a GIF of ET penetrating or fellating someone?

[nemtizz]

As soon as I pressed submit I realised it when Pardew was being sacked.

[Mike]

Just now, nemtizz said:

On the subject of GIFs;  what was the thread where they were being spammed and someone (maybe Hans) posted a GIF of ET penetrating or fellating someone?

 

That was almost certainly @wormy

[Elbel1]

1 hour ago, JT24 said:

Every Newcastle fan on X is asking grok the same question. And seemingly believing the response too. 
 

Apparently Alan Shearer regularly visits every account on X. Utter madness. 

I got Michelle Collins

[robbo_11]

In the latest article on Wissa it states Andy Howe is the current acting Sporting Director. Safe to say he is out of his depth? It is some going to surpass a Vurnon Anita or Lee Bowyer window but we're currently on course for it.

 

 

[1892er]

Paqueta would be quality. We should be all over that. Wouldn't take much persuasion to join his best pal either.

[SUPERTOON]

5 weeks to get at least 5 signings in. Not going to happen is it?

[christ]

53 minutes ago, Mike said:

 We really are a bit of a monkey with a machine gun. 

The monkey would hit someone occasionally.

[Colos Short and Curlies]

1 minute ago, 1892er said:

Paqueta would be quality. We should be all over that. Wouldn't take much persuasion to join his best pal either.

 

Big Joe has left the chat

[junkhead]

Has Paqueta been cleared of the charges? for 20mil I'd take him even if he isn't like.. 

[1892er]

Just now, Colos Short and Curlies said:

 

Big Joe has left the chat

I meant Tonali 

[1892er]

Just now, junkhead said:

Has Paqueta been cleared of the charges? for 20mil I'd take him even if he isn't like.. 

Reports are saying he's going to be cleared of them.

[Colos Short and Curlies]

Just now, 1892er said:

I meant Tonali 

 

I bet you did

[Jonas]

17 minutes ago, 1892er said:

Reports are saying he's going to be cleared of them.

I'm so paranoid (no wait, you cant be paranoid if they are out to get you) that I would genuinely not be surprised if that was revisited should he sign for us

[wormy]

47 minutes ago, Mike said:

 

That was almost certainly @wormy

 

[Shadow Puppets]

31 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said:

5 weeks to get at least 5 signings in. Not going to happen is it?

5 signings? Surely 3-4 is all we need (4 if Isak goes).

 

Do we even have enough spaces to register an additional 5 players?

[SUPERTOON]

Just now, Shadow Puppets said:

5 signings? Surely 3-4 is all we need (4 if Isak goes).

 

Do we even have enough spaces to register an additional 5 players?

Just thinking of positions we apparently want, and Howe mentioning we will try replace what we have lost. GK, CB, CM, ST (possibly two if Isak leaves)?

[relámpago blanco]

5 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said:

Just thinking of positions we apparently want, and Howe mentioning we will try replace what we have lost. GK, CB, CM, ST (possibly two if Isak leaves)?

Without GK and Isak staying we need 3. CB, CM, ST. 

[Holloway]

One club nibbling their fucking fingers off on deadline day 

[PauloGeordio]

4 minutes ago, relámpago blanco said:

Without GK and Isak staying we need 3. CB, CM, ST. 

Guehi, Gallagher,Wizza.