Jump to content

NUFC Transfer Rumours


Recommended Posts

36 minutes ago, Kimbo said:

Didn’t the Dutch invent loads of silly names to annoy Napoleon? That’s why you get people called Jizz Horncamp and von de Buttschlot.

 

I think they always had amusing names, Napoleon made them do a census or something where it looked like they were taking the piss with fake names. 

Link to post
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Jewel said:

Is this Kenneth Taylor any good though?

 

I've seen him a few times in the Champions League this season and he looked decidedly average, albeit in a very decidedly average Ajax side.

Sounds like a retired accountant who potters in his garden and is the treasurer of the allotment society 

Link to post
Share on other sites

6 hours ago, Jewel said:

Is this Kenneth Taylor any good though?

 

I've seen him a few times in the Champions League this season and he looked decidedly average, albeit in a very decidedly average Ajax side.


There is definitely a player there. Ajax are an absolute mess on and off the pitch so we might smell an advantageous deal. 

Link to post
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, Kimbo said:

Didn’t the Dutch invent loads of silly names to annoy Napoleon? That’s why you get people called Jizz Horncamp and von de Buttschlot.

 

I just put 'von de buttschlot' into Google and was told '"von de buttschlot" appears to be a possible misspelling or phonetic interpretation of Ursula von der Leyen'.

Link to post
Share on other sites

14 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

There'll be at least 300 people on here whose dads knew a Kenny Taylor at work.

 

 

 

 

Or maybe even their dad is called Kenny Taylor.

 

 

Edited by Scoot

Link to post
Share on other sites

22 hours ago, madras said:

Hertz Van Hire ?

Exactly, just from the name you can tell he's going to at least have a decent engine. But Kenneth Taylor? That's like hearing we've signed a 19 year-old wonderkid from Santos and finding out he's called Clarence Davis.

Link to post
Share on other sites

12 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

There'll be at least 300 people on here whose dads knew a Kenny Taylor at work.

 

 

 

We’ve  got a Mechie offshore called Kenny Taylor, better known as Kenny fucking Kenny, due to the fact my old supervisor couldn’t remember his surname during one of his handovers “You know who I mean Kenny, Kenny fucking Kenny”

 

 

Edited by PauloGeordio

Link to post
Share on other sites

10 hours ago, Jewel said:

Is this Kenneth Taylor any good though?

 

I've seen him a few times in the Champions League this season and he looked decidedly average, albeit in a very decidedly average Ajax side.


I’d be wary of anyone Dutch currently, so so many distinctly average players. Be interested in seeing what Poku is like tonight, if he’s someone that’s more of the same, or if he’s actually got something about him.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...