Benjamin Šeško (playing for Man United)

[healthyaddiction]

We've been like Neo this summer. Dodging bullets all over the shop.

[Zero]

Basically paying 90m euro for a prospect that might be worth 90m euro a few years later. He is too raw, just like another Hojlund

[madras]

Just now, healthyaddiction said:

We've been like Neo this summer. Dodging bullets all over the shop.

............. but if he'd been Eddied ?

[Menace]

1 minute ago, madras said:

............. but if he'd been Eddied ?

 

It's why I can't completely write off Hojlund. I reckon Eddie can make him into something, he's been coached badly for years.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

I won’t write him off but I don’t want to sign him. 

[lovejoy]

He’ll come good, he’s only played 60 mins in the league so far to be fair to him.

 

 

[TRon]

2 minutes ago, Menace said:

 

It's why I can't completely write off Hojlund. I reckon Eddie can make him into something, he's been coached badly for years.

 

If Eddie rated him he's right there available for a knock down fee. So you can only assume he doesn't. 

[PauloGeordio]

8 minutes ago, healthyaddiction said:

We've been like Neo this summer. Dodging bullets all over the shop.

Neo nicked it off the master. Max Payne. Bullet time for the win.

[LaurentRobert]

Sesko was a mediocre raw prospect in the Bundesliga. Was only hyped up because of how dire the striker market is right now  

 

I wouldn't bet on him scoring more than 10 goala this season considering how damaging Manure is as an environment for developing young players 

 

 

Edited August 24, 2025 by LaurentRobert

[gdm]

Imagine he’ll start v Grimsby to get couple of confidence boosting goals

[Mike]

On 10/08/2025 at 09:10, Kooiman said:

Mind, I just stumbled across a Newcastle fan from Seattle on Reddit saying we've no right to be mad at Isak

 

Fucking sick of these American fans, me.

[Froggy]

20 minutes ago, lovejoy said:

He’ll come good, he’s only played 60 mins in the league so far to be fair to him.

 

With no preseason. 

[gbandit]

He’ll flat track bully some shit teams with Cunha and Mbeumo around him. He’ll be judged on how he does against the top ten sides across a season and I can’t see him performing at an impressive level against them this season. I’ll judge him at the end of next season 

[Nine]

I know we all love the laugh at Man United stuff, but people actually forming an opinion on this guy already 

 

[Nucasol]

Just now, gbandit said:

He’ll flat track bully some shit teams with Cunha and Mbeumo around him. He’ll be judged on how he does against the top ten sides across a season and I can’t see him performing at an impressive level against them this season. I’ll judge him at the end of next season 

That was my take. Some of the dross in the league will be on the end of some humpings. Mbeumo, Cunha and Sesko vs. Wet Spam’s sloths will be brutal.

[Ghandis Flip-Flop]

35 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

Neo nicked it off the master. Max Payne. Bullet time for the win.

Hate to be a pedant but Max Payne was released 3 years after the Matrix hit the big screen

[PauloGeordio]

1 minute ago, Ghandis Flip-Flop said:

Hate to be a pedant but Max Payne was released 3 years after the Matrix hit the big screen

Well there you go 👍🏻😁 I’d have sworn the game came out before! 

[Optimistic Nut]

20 minutes ago, gbandit said:

He’ll flat track bully some shit teams with Cunha and Mbeumo around him. He’ll be judged on how he does against the top ten sides across a season and I can’t see him performing at an impressive level against them this season. I’ll judge him at the end of next season 

 

Think there's only a handful of teams where that'll happen tbf. 

[relámpago blanco]

22 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

With no preseason. 

Fuck me, Sesko was on strike as well?

[David Edgar]

20 minutes ago, Nine said:

I know we all love the laugh at Man United stuff, but people actually forming an opinion on this guy already 

 

 

Nobody will have an actual opinion yet. It is just fun to laugh at a £90m player who can't get involved in the play. He might turn out to be worth £90m if he can become a 25+ league goal striker year on year. 

[gdm]

2 minutes ago, relámpago blanco said:

Fuck me, Sesko was on strike as well?

He played in 2 pre season friendlies for a Leipzig. 

[Doc]

32 minutes ago, Mike said:

 

Fucking sick of these American fans, me.

Aye, fucking yank's man.

[Andy84]

He’d have done well if he’d came here I think. Will still do well at Man Utd probably 

[relámpago blanco]

2 minutes ago, Andy84 said:

He’d have done well if he’d came here I think. Will still do well at Man Utd probably 

He might, it depends how their season goes, if they have a poor season it's a bit hard to judge him like many other Man United players of recent years.  Some players need the right coaching to perform at the top level, especially at a young age.  Some just do it.

[Kanj]

Long way to go for him with a ton of hype for him, given all the press surrounding strikers these days, if he was the one replacing Isak we’d all be comfortably nervous right now. Still think his best place for development was with us and not at Man United.