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Talking about football to someone with only a passing interest. I don't want to sound like a snobby know it all when I have to constantly correct them, but you can't just sit there and let them come out with all sorts of tripe either.

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Talking about football to someone with only a passing interest. I don't want to sound like a snobby know it all when I have to constantly correct them, but you can't just sit there and let them come out with all sorts of tripe either.

 

It's very hard to get the level of chat right as well, sometimes it's completely futile to actually try to explain.

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I find it hardest when someone is getting things completely wrong about their own team. "Sorry but erm.. your wrong"

 

I was talking to a mackem a while ago who was talking about N'Diaye but kept calling him Mbiwa.. At first I tried the thing where you just say the correct name in the hope they'll twig on but eventually I had to snap and blurt out "YANGA-Mbiwa plays for us. You're thinking of N'Diaye" before the rage took over completely.

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Talking about football to someone with only a passing interest. I don't want to sound like a snobby know it all when I have to constantly correct them, but you can't just sit there and let them come out with all sorts of tripe either.

 

Still a 1 ? :p

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Having to predict another two or three teams likely results in the knowledge that your own team can't be relied upon to get the sufficient pointage to escape relegation.

:explode: :explode:

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TV "pundits" saying they would pay to watch a team or player. I don't think it occurs to them that WE DO THAT EVERY TIME. It's the unconscious rubbing our noses in it that gets me, they're really saying "I watch as many football matches of my choice as I want to, for free, but that is as it should be :snod:"

 

FFS.

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The term siege mentality. Probably just a passing pet hate due to the fact its being mentioned in 3 out of 4 posts these last few days.

 

It's quite a weird one as well, I'm not sure there's much history of sieges being broken just by the people in the castle deciding to tough it out.

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The term siege mentality. Probably just a passing pet hate due to the fact its being mentioned in 3 out of 4 posts these last few days.

 

It's quite a weird one as well, I'm not sure there's much history of sieges being broken just by the people in the castle deciding to tough it out.

theres a fair few cases just depended on how good the defences were, something we may struggle with  :'(

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TV "pundits" saying they would pay to watch a team or player. I don't think it occurs to them that WE DO THAT EVERY TIME. It's the unconscious rubbing our noses in it that gets me, they're really saying "I watch as many football matches of my choice as I want to, for free, but that is as it should be :snod:"

 

FFS.

Good one
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Walls that are clearly not 10 yards away, and refs who can't grasp this concept.

I cannot get over how fucking awful that was. It's one of the easiest laws to enforce in the game, especially when the freekick taker has pointed it out to you a good few times.
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Walls that are clearly not 10 yards away, and refs who can't grasp this concept.

I cannot get over how fucking awful that was. It's one of the easiest laws to enforce in the game, especially when the freekick taker has pointed it out to you a good few times.

 

I would refuse to take it until the ref sorted his life out.

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Sigh. Pundits with their "late flag" bollocks. Bradley brother-of-Clive Allen particularly doing my head in with this today. Bradley, they're not active until they go for the ball, you thick cunt. I pity Tottenham's u-14s if their coach doesn't know anything about football. And, come to think of it, wtf is he doing commentating on a Premier League game if he doesn't know anything about football? Yeah, I know, the same goes for every other commentator and pundit too, but I want an answer. I'm gonna email Sky and ask them. brb.

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