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It's clear now what an amazing job Ten Hag was doing, give it to him.

Nobody had Man City or Arsenal being so wet either, TBF.

Nobody had Liverpool winning the League. Most ppl expected a slight decline from Klopp. A top 4 battle even.

Looks like he's had a rough time of it with his two loan spells since signing for Manchester. Nice to see it's not just us who brings in young forrins only to immediately ship them off to a unsuitable clubs.

Ahh nevermind, my insta was showimg me last week's post

Hmm. Didnt see any of this happen on social media like the website claims. Nothing on a Google search. Not convinced, hopefully it is true.

Don't mind the leaked one. Doesn't look much different. The seahorses look like they're on roids though.

Twinning with Maresca in the salmon pink club.

Not seeing this reported anywhere else, incredible gesture: https://www.247sportlife.com/2025/05/15/newcastle-update-newcastle-united-star-alexander-isak-donates-entire-1-8-million-bonus-and-endorsement-contract-to-charities-and-homelessness-support-organizations/?fbclid=IwY2xjawKT0CdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETBLN1I3MHFnWlhjMEl4Wm4wAR61udFCY_0YB2kLRXqXxub_x6TDnhA4ApoCiPb1ObDSZQBo5dn5k42VhTGOKQ_aem_PjOgdTMiEtChZCkgzlHQKw

We are Newcastle, we are United

Nah. Man Utd and Spurs are an absolute joke

I think the playing out from GK and some pace at CB are the only areas where we've significantly been weaker than the rest of the top 7 this season. Add those two things to what we already have, plus the RW and squad depth, and fuck me, we could win the thing next year.

They haven’t posted any training photos, have they?

Delicious!

I love people getting irrationally annoyed by this shit. we are Newcastle. Nobody calls us United.

100%. I totally appreciate the difference a top keeper would make. But it doesn't give you the same buzz as a sexy new right winger or a top class up-and-coming striker

Feel like Spurs are the most likely to field a minging line-up tonight. Man Utd probably just about have enough to depth to rest a couple of those available and still have a semi-decent team out. Don’t think that’s the case with Spurs.

In training photos today? At least based on the club's instagram post.

it looks a mess. It’s a stramash of shite

At least one of Villa or Chelsea are dropping points tonight!

Looks amazing on the YT reels tbh, just what we need.

I’d love to get him now because he seems like he’s Arteta’s number 1 target, so worth it just for the Arsenal Fan TV fume. Plus it would probably be our first flex of us being seen as equals to other top 5 teams in the market, rather than not in the running for players like this.

I was really excited by Dubravka because we so desperately needed a better keeper and he looked mad on YouTube. The squad situation isn't as stark now, but I've definitely got a new appreciation on the gains to be had from a goalie upgrade. So a Spaniard who leaps between the posts like a puma would be pretty sockblowyoffy tbh.

Argie? No good at Newcastle, I'm afraid, the Brazilian lads would smash him up.