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F5ing through the transfer window is going to be absolutely brutal.

might have something to do with the performance

Shite performance (with others through the season) but we limped over the line. Hopefully CL football means we can make the transformational signings to cement our place at the top. Thank you Man U (begrudgingly) and fuck you Aston Villa (still not letting “Sob on the Tyne” go).

Shocking day, shocking result, shocking performance today but we're there. Champions league football next season It's not how I wanted it, it's not how I thought it would happen but fuck it, it's now officially the best season I've ever known - Champions League and a first trophy for 70 years. Absolutely mint achievement over the course of the season. I've already forgotten about this game, I'm looking at the bigger picture, get the fuck in

Wilson in bits bless him

Villa fans and manager will be fuming. Fuck them lol. I'll be more excited once my heart rate gets back to a more acceptable level.

Crack a tin open and hot some tunes on man Kaka.

Wilson crying his eyes out, good luck to wherever he goes.

So lucky here and again another shit show second half after a poor first half. Happened numerous times this season. Hopefully now with the Champions League money we can replace players to ensure it doesn't happen next year. We should not be loosing to teams in the bottom half, on the beach with most of their defence missing. Massive in terms of our recruitment though, which is all that matters right now.

Well at least this properly fucks Villa up now.

Fuck me man. It's never easy 😂

Mixed emotions and 200 years older fuming with that but still so happy.

I might call them United for the next few hours out of respect

Disappointing end to his time here but what a player he's been. Love you Cal

What a chuffin' day

We were looking at 2nd not that long ago, to sneak in on 5th is a real shame.

We need a "I agree with you but I fucking hate this" reaction or emoji or something, thumbs up doesn't do it justice

Howay sing it with us. Eddie Howe's black and white army.

Poor villa 😭 Their glorious UCL performance has given our league the extra UCL spot which we took over them in most shithouse circumstances. Biggest cuck in the league

Not good enough today - probs nerves, but we sneak 5th. 👍😊 Been a great season overall. CL football and a major cup win. 😎

My poor heart ! I must have aged 10 years today. The end result is THE BEST NEWCASTLE UNITED SEASON IN MY LIFE !!!

Same with Bournemouth and Brighton. There’s 15 points to claw back.

For posterity, things did get better.

Probably off in the summer? Or realises how shit we were today...

At least that puts to bed the notion that "we always win the big occasion" that was alluded to beforehand. That was shite from start to finish and an inquest is gonna take place inside the dressing room as to why that was the case I'm sure.