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How bad is Minnesota like?

It'll be nice to see him be able to play for the rest of the season with his normal edge. He's been brilliant to avoid the booking but I think his game has suffered a little as a result of him being on his best behaviour. He's always going to play on the limits of things given his position but he gets an extra 10% when he can push things a bit. This works in our favour massively as we still have 4 aways to play

Have a guess. Go on

Hope Bournemouth are looking forward to their token apology on Monday afternoon. Sure they'll feel much better about things

Bailed out yet again. Keeps on happening week after week after week, it's absurd man

The Man U winner is 100% coming like. Not sure who or how but it's in the post already

You can start to fix her next week

At what point are they going to start to get the results their performances deserve? The run they've had is outrageous

Mixed it up today and Spurs had no answers to solving the problem, can't think of a single player who wasn't well drilled, it was obviously the culmination of a solid week on the training ground, brilliant management and it worked a charm. We looked sharp, busy and were snapping into tackles again which was lovely to see. Brilliant, dominant performance from start to finish and Howe get a shitload of credit for that, really enjoyed that

Was my MotM today, thought he was exceptional and did everything he was possibly required to with minimum fuss and maximum effort. Harsh on Isak, Gordon and Schar who were also brilliant today but I thought Anderson was the pick of the bunch. Superb team performance, I couldn't give the first fuck how poor Spurs were either, we absolutely spanked them today and it could have been even worse for them too

Isak sot is evens with PP tomorrow. Should happen. I'll be pretty annoyed in general if it doesn't!

Would be simply awful if he pissed off adidas to such an extent they withdrew their entire fucking range from his tatty hovels. Then subsequently the share price tumbled and the turnover reduced significantly. Then Nike etc followed suit

Almiron must be worth close to zero too, no? *insert obvious comment here*

Getting closer and closer to the point where I just say fuck it and sponsor everything. Create about 400 different sponsorship deals for £999,999.98 each and just announce it, and spend it before the cunts have a chance to close the loophole off. I'm talking sponsoring doorhandles, tin openers, zips, coat pegs, engine oil the fucking lot. Sponsor it all, get in £400m and spend it before they know it's fucking happened. When they boot off just calmly explain it's all within the rules that we're all abiding by. Play them at their own game And if all that seems ridiculous then we can turn around and say that's it's even more ridiculous that the richest cunts on the planet are not allowed to invest in their own business. We had no other option but to go nuclear, exploit the loopholes to the maximum because the current rules are simply not fit for purpose. Reform PL

It's that cheap that certain clubs will be looking to buy him to make sure other clubs can't...

It's all relative. They've won 1 in 13, maybe their performance was about as good as they could have wished for. It speaks volumes about where they are as a club and a fanbase mind

I'd like to think that if things get that tight we've got 3 or 4 moderately low sponsorship deals (or maybe 1 really big one for the kit sponsor?) ready to be pulled out of the bag - all of which are ridiculously front-loaded to give us the cash asap. Selling to stick to PSR is still a thing and I get why we need to move players on but selling purples should be the absolute last resort

Reminds me of a budget Steven Taylor. Tiny amount of ability but looks to play to the crowd to get attention, loves the bantz and desperately wants to be popular rather than better. Dreadful footballer

I honestly think it's a personal dig at Ashley, SD and all of the shite he's pulled over the last 15 years. We've now got Adidas behind us and are in a position to fuck him over and hit him in the pocket, it's not business, it's personal. And I'm all for that level of pettiness and small-time attacks on him and his spunky shops, fuck him.

He's even worse than Dummett. There, I've said it He's a shocking player and they fact they put the gormless twat on a pedestal sums them up to a tee.

Blaydon Races weekend. Makes sense tbh

The 5th place finish under Pardew convinced me that a team can spawn it for a whole season. We got that place and were underwhelming as fuck for most of it, it never happened before and it's not happened since, it was a continuous run of luck/breaks that went in our favour and we won points and games we absolutely shouldn't have. We did win them but it was a false position, there was no foundation to it, it wasn't representative of performances

Aye but it's like every. Fucking. Game

A Liverpool win is better for us but I'll never tire off seeing those arrogant cunts in the fucking mud, especially Klopp

How the fuck are they leading this man?