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Pfffffffffff "Hes clearly just saying that to fetch the biggest prize possible for him" "Must be mind games in case a transfer doesn't materialise to get the best out of him just like last season when he was made captain" "Couldn't possibly be Rafa on the radio"

Didn´t realize Sissoko were white....or maybe you are mixing him up with Dummett? That would explain a lot actually.

And fans opinions doesn't necessarily reflect the actual ability of a player as well, clouded by personal emotion towards the player. France regular, captain of his club (after Benitez came in), most assists, most created chances, most successful dribbles. But nah, Paul fucking Dummett is a better player Hes stroppy cunt, his heart is not in it and he wants to leave. Fine, fuck him. Even though he is good, he is by no means irreplaceable, especially not in the championship. Let him leave as long as Benitez gets what he is asking for. He won't be missed, but let's call a spade a spade. In the current squad, with the possible exception of Townsend and Lascelles who have only played a handful of matches for us (too early to judge imo), he is the best player we have.

He played 90 minutes in almost every game this season and scored one goal That's below par for a defender, never mind an attacking midfielder. He is one of the biggest reasons (player wise) why we got relegated, calling him our best or second best player is laughable. Most assists this season, but that was too convenient to add to the arguement I guess. Feel free to name some names of better players in the squad though. People hate him due to his persona, I get it. I don't like him either. To say he is a shit footballer though is just ridiculous and impressively contradictory as I assume many of his criticts are in the "trust in Rafa"-brigade - and Rafa made him captain of the team. Janmaat, Lascelles, Mbemba, Dummett, Townsend, Wijnaldum, Tiote and Mitrovic were all comfortably better, a few of those I'm not a fan of at all. I don't care one bit about his personality to be honest, he can say he wants to leave however much he wants, if he had performed on the pitch I would have been happy with him. Forget I asked. Lascelles, Dummett and Tiote ffs Keep telling yourselves that stats doesn't matter (besides goals), that he is spineless, arrogant, no end product, no technique as it clearly makes you feel less butthurt that he doesn't want to follow us down in the championship.

He played 90 minutes in almost every game this season and scored one goal That's below par for a defender, never mind an attacking midfielder. He is one of the biggest reasons (player wise) why we got relegated, calling him our best or second best player is laughable. Most assists this season, but that was too convenient to add to the arguement I guess. Feel free to name some names of better players in the squad though. People hate him due to his persona, I get it. I don't like him either. To say he is a shit footballer though is just ridiculous and impressively contradictory as I assume many of his criticts are in the "trust in Rafa"-brigade - and Rafa made him captain of the team.

The reactions from some on here you'd think he's worse than Obertan He is still currently our best player imo. Townsend might be better, but too early to say if his last 5-6 games were just good form, or if he can actually perform like that over a longer stretch of time. Sissoko might not be a likeable character, but aside from Ben Arfa and at the end of last season Townsend, he has been our best outlet the last years to make something happen on the pitch. Let's not forget that he also had a great end to the season, not only Townsend. His touch while not good is severly underrated on here (at least on the last ~10 pages or so ) Rafa made him captain. That tells me he rates him. Unless we can get what Rafa values him at, we should keep him until someone better presents themselves.

The new Valencia boss was his number 2 at Liverpool Then Sammy Lee the season they came 2nd. Zendan at Chelsea apparently, which is different. Tbh, Sammy Lee can hang with the best of them as the sideline hype man http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/171/171114/17111425/jpg/active/978x.jpg http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/459768804-southampton-assistant-sammy-lee-celebrates-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QazhREkaJ0BRVoq7Z6DxIeiKcPcnpAsC5BTto9lRnR2xCriFBoHwq12bFoLHfN6qZg%3D%3D http://www.unknownlogic.com/images/posts/110614(1)--roy-hodgson-sammy-lee.jpg

Some misses by Hull there

Hard to believe we actually owned such a player. Absolutely gutting. Look at the number of spectators in the beginning, and then at the end. Thats the effect he has. A joy to watch.

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Dummet played a first time pass to Sissoko

I know that picture isn't the most flattering. But f*** me, you must have low standards You should see my wife Charming. The french bimpy

If he learned from his mistakes he would be the best managing director in England by now...but here we are, relegated, after spending £80m.

The way people on here are going on with "such and such is shit" you´d think we were on a 4 match losing streak Wini has done ok, as has Colback. Two decent chances for us this half, but the Mitro one were definitely not a 100%er. Calm down, we will win.

Well what else are they going to put where there is a population of window lickers? Really counter productive since they love to throw stones.

During the customary handshake before and after the game, Benitez gave Pardew a quick pat on the cheek which I found more pleasing than it probably should have. Felt like a proper Cesar Millan trick to "exert you dominance".

If he keeps up the performances for the rest of the season, would anyone be opposed to having Mbemba and Lascelles as first choice CB pair come start of next season (regardless of division) if we got a cheap-ish old head in as cover in the mould of Toure/Demichelis?

The optimism in herer We'll get dicked, N-O will turn to shit for two days as per usual until people remember that Pardew is coming to town in a few days.

Ben Arfa esque goal by good old Vurnon

No, they did not get cut. I also seem to remember that casino lord spoke about that around the relegation/promotion time and said a lessons learned which would be applied from now on was to implement relegation wage cut clauses into all new contracts, so I am very surprised (yet not surprised at all in some way) that this is even being reported. If true, how dumb is it possible to be?

Coloccini not listed? Other than that, the list is brilliant, and I hope it comes true if(when) we go down.