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Ambition and wanting to do your best. This is also enough to prevent you getting hired in the first place

Not much different to sending a player out on loan to gain experience

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/newcastle/next-permanent-manager 14/1 at Bwin

Twice a season then His birthday and Christmas

Not true Carver has loads of lines, it's just that they are all over his face

50p on John 'Worlds Greatest Coach' Carver holding a press conference where he doesn't embarrass himself, the club or the human race in general @ 1000/1 Was going to cover it with £1 on him stripping naked and challenging Simon Bird to an arm wrestle but was only offered 8/11

Let's be honest He probably wasn't the best coach in that press conference

More like 27 in a 15

Think he has passed on his dubious facts to the Chronicle staff Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 6m6 minutes ago @dcb72 They won't sign 12+. It'll be 4 or 5, maybe with a spend of £40m or so. 0 retweets 0 favorites Saw 12+ and immediately thought of Adam Johnson

That lasted all of 20 min

Aye, grim. Could sense Charnleys hand up his arse working his mouth. He'd stab his mam to get that job. Would propably use his cock

Got £10 double on No Goalscorer in Villa and Hull matches Returns £810 Also put £5 single on No Goalscorer in same matches

So these games are: Arsenal (a) L 1-4 mackems (h) L 0-1 Manure (a) L 1-3 Everton (h) W 3-2 Burnely (h) D 3-3 Total goals against: 13 Also got the league cup defeat at Spurs (a) L 0-4 So, 17 goals in 6 games. Jesus. That fella saves though

Bad first touch though. Tends to hide a lot as well

That can NOT be real. :lol: They've done studies, you know. 79% of the time, it works every time. Don't know how to insert Anchorman pic

Don't forget that his first wife has also had arms and legs come out of her Not always easy to lose the baby fat

Plays GTA and steals a car. Spends next 5 hours parked in an alleyway refusing to take it to get re painted as that would make it entertaining and nice to look at

I honestly don't think he will be go this weekend He could last until the Swansea game and go just before the next international break

Al Hasawi revealed he hasn’t ruled out making a move to bring them back if the club is promoted. He said: “Maybe next season we will sign them again, maybe we will even buy them back. “In the future, you never know. If we go into the Premier League, perhaps we can talk with Newcastle. We can perhaps loan the players again or even buy them back. Alternatively, we will buy other players.” That's cleared that up then

Player manager Would solve 2 problems in one stroke of Ashley genius

Thompson house will be keen to regain access to the club and that isn't going to happen if they are seen to support the planned action against Pardew. I seem to remember that the ban came about as they were accused of giving too much publicity to an anti Ashley march that was held At the same time they must tread a fine line with their readership as they will be aware that the majority of fans support the sackpardew plans. As a result they will print more of these bland interviews/club statements that won't influence anybody currently planning to take part in the protest on Saturday.

Promoted from inside: Colo Carver Raylor Externals: Gerry Francis George Graham Turnip JFK Dennis Wise Terry Venables Ron Atkinson Dave Bassett Avram Grant It's quite a stellar list of potentially catastrophic candidates

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/newcastle/next-permanent-manager Pulis is current favourite if Pardew does leave

The web address is longer than the 'article'

Hallelujah! does this mean we won't see our 2 best CBs at the same time? what an idiot. Yanga and colo should be our CBs. That would probably be my favourite CB partnership ever for NUFC. That partnership does not work, and is destined to be broken up at the end of the season. Season is over anyways so I'd bench Colo for MBiwa so he gets a run of games alongside Williamson. I really hope we're looking to bring in a new defender in the summer. Is it? we are 5 points off Everton and 2 points off Man Yoo we could still snag a European spot provided a CL team wins the FA Cup. Seems unlikely i know, but i wouldn't say its "over". None the less i agree with the notion of blooding Mapou alongside Williamson and hopefully the idiots do the right thing and sign a dominating centre back. Isn't Pardew scared of EL? At first he was afraid, now he's petrified Thinking how he'd get along without Yohan by his side