Pilko

Nervy 1-1 draw I reckon.

Making Watkins look like fucking Pele here. Absolutely shit all round, not one player has come to the table today. Hope to fuck this is a one off cos we simply can't afford to get beat next week.

That's shite by Pope

Our turn to have a strop now after watching that absolutely dogshit 45 from him there.

Trippier wandering offside like a Sunday morning player, this is the pits like. Need a Brentford style switch from Eddie at HT here.

Diving bunch of cunts this Villa side are.

That linesman is taking the piss being that close to Moreno throwing himself over like a little girl and flagging for it, wanker.

Feel like we're really missing Longstaff in the midfield here.

That reads like he's asked ChatGPT to write something in the style of George Caulkin.

Imagine him in a band, bald old git

I like ten Hag's little beard.

From Yewkraine to Yewkip & Yewtree

Only 3 quid a ticket for Sunday if booked in advance, hopefully there's a good crowd for the lasses.

Looks like that's the Heed safe, 5-2 win away at Eastleigh and onto 52 points. They could end up with a top half finish at this rate Would love them to make a few good additions in the summer and have a crack at the playoffs next year. Hopefully they can carry this form over the summer.

Ready Turk Go

As someone who knows very little about the geography of the US, what's the travel time like / time zone difference if any between those three games? Only asking as I seem to remember that pre-season under McClaren was a disaster as we spent too long jetting around and travelling and not enough time training and recovering properly etc. Of course I trust that nowadays Howe and people who've proven to know what they're doing will balance the commercial benefit of this trip with ensuring it doesn't disrupt prep for the big kick off, but still wanted to ask the question...

You'd think that two clubs who endured Bruce and came out the other side would have a bit more common kinship like. Of course like many other clubs supporters, Villa fans seem to be incredibly bitter that we landed on our feet after Ashley, so with the exception of brummie I'd say fuck the lot of them.

Dean Smith fuck me, Leicester aren't quite the pulling power they were a few years ago.

Uncle Neil's done a cracking job getting them out the mire. Wonder if he'll sign a 1-yr deal and have a crack at the playoffs next year? Here's hoping...

FWIW I've heard several accounts of the Bez story from both him and others who were at the club at the time & the story is consistent with the well-known version (dropped, blanked by KK, Bez buckles down in pre-season & KK lets him back in). Whether the bit where Bez calls him 10 years later and he says "mind your language!" or whatever is true may just be a bit of extra flavour from the guy himself

Virgil van Shite

Funny how Liverpool managed to impeccably observe a moment silence when it's their own one, the rank fucking cunts. Wish there was a few thousand of our lads in there loudly singing Blaydon Races during it.

Great stat there... Last Palace player to score at Elland Road before Guehi today was the one and only Peter Ramage

That's a super header from Bamford. 1-0 Leeds

Would settle for a draw cos they're in class form but fuck it, we'll probably win. Reckon this might be where Gordon gets his first goal.