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He did. On her dress. That’s when she called the police.

Strip him down for parts.

Looks better with a trefoil and no wanky gambling sponsors. There’s no fun in fun88.

Like a kitchen island that. Marbleicious.

They need to fuck off from football and stick to other sports. Same with New Balance. Car crash kits. Leave it to adidas, Umbro, Hummel and others who actually know how to design for “soccer”.

Set piece noncehound.

Ashley stooge / apologist is the root cause.

Only way we’re getting Guehi is if someone takes Parrish on a special helicopter ride.

Inside and out. Especially inside with 1,000 dollops of different bloke baby batter backing her up.

Chelsea signing Rogers would be the biggest “fuck you” to any sliver of remaining credibility PSR has. I see this morning it’s two new centre halves - Huijsen plus another, a new attacking midfielder and a new centre forward. All this potentially done on a non-CL revenue basis. They’re fucking scum and the sooner some cunt pulls the rug on them, the better.

Am I missing something? Farke doesn’t have PL pedigree but neither do those two jokers. A Dutch league middle of the roader and a Nepobaby.

The Italians continuing to hit hard truths:

Flaky skin and hamstrings like supernoodles. Kid is giving Siem de Jong a run for his money in the bizarre injuries stakes.

Just remember him with a Batman mask on at the Xmas party. His biggest contribution was being a wingman to the Brat Pack and his wife giving it the “Do you know who I am?” spiel in Kingston Park Tesco.

The Beasts are such chokers. They’ll fold against Coventry.

Dorkgoo. Absolute joker, another Serie A misfit like the spotted dick Hoijlund.

Started from higher base but they’ve navigated L1/L2 better than Salford FC.

In the worst case. Couple of others he was comfortably out of his box when he launched it. Linesman is obviously up with the last defender, so a way up the field and not in line, but was driving me mad!

Arsenal getting through the CL semis and wrapping players in cotton wool ahead of the final is more important. Means we can up the intensity against them and they’ll bottle it again.

Reggie Le Bris is now Veggie Le Piss.

The most important thing marra. Let’s not be worried about titles, European competitions and domestic cups when not getting beat twice by the same team is the high watermark and ultimate sign of an elite team.

Gavilán and Fumaca too. Mick Wadsworth’s scouting network was grade A wank. Genuinely a rogue’s gallery with one or two eventual decent ones who we made no money from. Bobby’s signings 1999-January 2001: Helder (loan) Sparrowhawk Gavilan Lucas Cominelli Gallagher Cripple Carl Cort Broken Biscuits Bassedas Wolfman Cordone LuaLua Any Any Andy O’B “Colonel” Clarence Acuna Quanne Winn Fumaca Pablo Bonvin Olly Bernard

Wasn’t there yesterday but I watched it on the USA Network stream. Along with the snideness from Enciso, who should have been sent off, and the Primark Ryan Yates that was Morsi, my biggest gripe was how far Palmer was carrying kicks from hand outside the box. At one point he was past the ‘D’ in his motion and still hadn’t released. Should have been a yellow and a free kick for us but yet another blind eye turned.