JumpersForGoalposts Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Just remembered about his brochure too. What an absolute apococunt. https://www.planetfootball.com/nostalgia/remembering-the-brochure-that-got-michael-owen-a-move-to-man-utd/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 "Cool" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 13 minutes ago, JumpersForGoalposts said: Just remembered about his brochure too. What an absolute apococunt. https://www.planetfootball.com/nostalgia/remembering-the-brochure-that-got-michael-owen-a-move-to-man-utd/ Thundercunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 I still cannot believe that was real. How many people approved that and thought it was good? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, JumpersForGoalposts said: Just remembered about his brochure too. What an absolute apococunt. https://www.planetfootball.com/nostalgia/remembering-the-brochure-that-got-michael-owen-a-move-to-man-utd/ With even more hindsight it definitely reads as satire. Michael Owen; fit, healthy, charismatic, committed, respected, devoted ffs. I suppose he was aspirational; desperately wanted to go back to a club who decided he was beneath them. First Class cunt too, I guess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 I love "young". Completely unrelated to his personality, and not even very true at the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpersForGoalposts Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 I know someone who works in horse racing and they said that there's a reason he's always alone in pictures of him at the racing. It's because he is universally despised and no-one wants to go anywhere near him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 On 07/09/2016 at 14:16, Lush Vlad said: I saw him and Roeder at Newmarket races a couple of years back. One of my biggest regrets in life, is that I didn't butt in and ask them for a picture. Then ask Owen to take the photo of me and Roeder. He was often in Newmarket, either at the course or Tattersalls for the sales. Still in my top 5 biggest regrets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 32 minutes ago, JumpersForGoalposts said: I know someone who works in horse racing and they said that there's a reason he's always alone in pictures of him at the racing. It's because he is universally despised and no-one wants to go anywhere near him. this is certainly my experience of him, I own racehorses and have crossed his path enough times to know to avoid him completely and his dad who’s at least as bad in my experience Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said: this is certainly my experience of him, I own racehorses and have crossed his path enough times to know to avoid him completely and his dad who’s at least as bad in my experience Come on....tell us more Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 Just now, TheGuv said: Come on....tell us more Suffice to say he walks in O&T many turn they’re backs and most completely ignore the tit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpersForGoalposts Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, TheGuv said: Come on....tell us more He wanks horses off with his mouth when he knows people are looking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 First class, Global & Cool... Michael Owen Pardon my "mackemism" for a second but just fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keggy_Keagal Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 05/10/2022 at 10:36, JumpersForGoalposts said: Just remembered about his brochure too. What an absolute apococunt. https://www.planetfootball.com/nostalgia/remembering-the-brochure-that-got-michael-owen-a-move-to-man-utd/ "Devoted" ?? Whoever wrote that for him is taking the piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 Right up there with Brucey in the self awareness table Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Owen about Haaland: "He's hundreds away from it, but it's so realistic because of the rate he's scoring at the moment. It's so realistic that the Alan Shearer record has got to be in doubt, it's got to be an attainable target already." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Forgot how loud that abuse was when he returned with Man Utd, class clip. Omnishambles of a human being. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
christ Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 I can’t quite articulate how I feel about Owen. I hate him obviously, but it’s now more to do with the fact he’s a fucking charisma vacuum than anything else. He’s so terminally dull it makes me furious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Quite an enjoyable thread here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Will never get over how he's volleying at a kid from about 5 yards out ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 No way that tash is real Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Just now, Lazarus said: No way that tash is real Aye, sadly it was / is, was his pathetic attempt to be funny (I think for a Movember stunt?) Completely out of touch the lad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Such a weird cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Southall Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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