Michael Owen (now retired)

[Keggy_Keagal]

On 05/10/2022 at 10:36, JumpersForGoalposts said:

Just remembered about his brochure too. What an absolute apococunt.

 

https://www.planetfootball.com/nostalgia/remembering-the-brochure-that-got-michael-owen-a-move-to-man-utd/

 

 

"Devoted" ??

Whoever wrote that for him is taking the piss.

[Holloway]

Right up there with Brucey in the self awareness table

[Interpolic]

Owen about Haaland:

 

"He's hundreds away from it, but it's so realistic because of the rate he's scoring at the moment. It's so realistic that the Alan Shearer record has got to be in doubt, it's got to be an attainable target already." 

 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Forgot how loud that abuse was when he returned with Man Utd, class clip. 
 

Omnishambles of a human being. 

[christ]

I can’t quite articulate how I feel about Owen. I hate him obviously, but it’s now more to do with the fact he’s a fucking charisma vacuum than anything else. He’s so terminally dull it makes me furious  

[BlueStar]

Quite an enjoyable thread here

 

 

 

[SiLvOR]

 Will never get over how he's volleying at a kid from about 5 yards out ffs

[Lazarus]

No way that tash is real

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Just now, Lazarus said:

No way that tash is real

Aye, sadly it was / is, was his pathetic attempt to be funny (I think for a Movember stunt?) 

Completely out of touch the lad 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

[Nucasol]

Such a weird cunt.

[TheHoob]

Southall  

[BlueStar]

 

[Sima]

When Rebecca asks what he likes about her, Michael replies: “Your past. Your present. Your posts with your tits out.”

[The Bonk]

These two have sent me into giggle fits.   "Films" 

Even Beck's looks disinterested with him. The Upshot took it easy on Owen, that could have been much worse. 

[James]

Sometimes I wonder if he’s just not wired up right.

 

I know someone once asked the question whether you’d rather get stuck in a lift with Owen or Pardew but I don’t think that is a difficult question - the answer is Pardew every time. 

[Kid Icarus]

Just cut the lift cables

 

 

Edited March 16, 2023 by Kid Icarus

[Manxst]

6 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Just cut the lift cables

 

 

 

With your teeth if necessary. I know the term ‘cunt’ gets bandied about a fair bit, but this prick ticks every box for me. 

[Menace]

Something about this bloke that I really don't like. He's a twat.

[PauloGeordio]

Always read the thread title as: Michael Owen (Now Retard) ??‍♂️ 

[Disco]

Love it when this chump is getting rinsed. Horrible little rat, can't wait til he gets trampled by horses.

[Weezertron]

He's like a dull Dennis Reynolds.

 

"Looks like somebody's got a little lead in his shoes"

 

"No. No, my shoes are fine, I assure you, they're made from the finest Italian leather, and the fit is perfect therefore there would be no room for lead"

[Geogaddi]

1 hour ago, James said:

Sometimes I wonder if he’s just not wired up right.

 

I know someone once asked the question whether you’d rather get stuck in a lift with Owen or Pardew but I don’t think that is a difficult question - the answer is Pardew every time. 

For all his faults you can tell Pardew has the patter to be fair.

[Mattoon]

3 minutes ago, Geogaddi said:

For all his faults you can tell Pardew has the patter to be fair.

 

For all I despised him as a manager for his dire ineptitude, I bet the Wimbledon Lothario has a story or two to keep you entertained.

 

 

Edited March 16, 2023 by Mattoon

[wormy]

Still hate 16 year old me for being naive enough to be excited when this cunt signed. Ruined the already-shite gold kit with his name and number. I'll never forgive myself.