Oakie Doke Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 anyone else coming on in his position today would have perhaps seen it as a good opportunity to gain a little match fitness and help see an uneventful sunday afternoon game fizzle out. Tiote saw it as WAR!!! Off the pitch I imagine he merely conserves energy in preparation for his next battle. I have an image of him just lying motionless in some weird oxygen tent and only emerging from it on matchday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Off the pitch I imagine he merely conserves energy in preparation for his next battle. I have an image of him just lying motionless in some weird oxygen tent and only emerging from it on matchday. http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/LOTR_Fell076_Uruk-Hai.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Hilarious cameo today Let's never speak of it again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexthegreat Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Showed his quality but was very reckless. Looked like he was playing as if he thought he had a point to prove, which he doesn't at all really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Classic Tiote. Brilliant and ridiculous at the same time. God love him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Happy Mondays His face in this pic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K9 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Dunno if this is old news, but at one of the pardew talk in recently he mentioned tiote and his injuries Pardew said that he doesn't get medical help, instead he lets tiote do what he wants, which is him going to see a witch doctor or stuff like that, to get his health back So its entirely up to tiote to say when hes fully fit to play, he even leaves the country to go see these witch doctors or whatever they are Sorry if this has been mentioned Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 I have heard the witch doctor stuff but not that he doesn't see doctors for injuries here, which i find hard to believe, the club invests lots of money in the players and to risk their health that way doesn't seem likely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 http://images.football365.com/12/07/800x600/Cheik-Tiote-Newcastle_2798479.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 His performance on Sunday reminded me of this scene from "Dodgeball" Dodgeball-Gordon Gets Angry Pardew watching Tioté "Go you crazy son of a bitch go!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Dunno if this is old news, but at one of the pardew talk in recently he mentioned tiote and his injuries Pardew said that he doesn't get medical help, instead he lets tiote do what he wants, which is him going to see a witch doctor or stuff like that, to get his health back So its entirely up to tiote to say when hes fully fit to play, he even leaves the country to go see these witch doctors or whatever they are Sorry if this has been mentioned whag does he do if he breaks his leg??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 He grows another Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Winner Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brendan_Rice Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Dunno if this is old news, but at one of the pardew talk in recently he mentioned tiote and his injuries Pardew said that he doesn't get medical help, instead he lets tiote do what he wants, which is him going to see a witch doctor or stuff like that, to get his health back So its entirely up to tiote to say when hes fully fit to play, he even leaves the country to go see these witch doctors or whatever they are Sorry if this has been mentioned whag does he do if he breaks his leg??? Not sure, but I bet there is a voodoo doll involved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 While Cissé struggles for form, Pardew is looking forward to getting Cheick Tiote back into the centre of his midfield. “It is difficult to sum up in words what an impact that has. It is a huge presence for the team and some of our rhythm is gained by having someone like Cheick in the side,” he said. “He can put the opposition on the back foot. He brings a level to training that a few more players could do in my experience. “A level of intensity about winning that he showed in all the wrong ways on Sunday. “But that’s him. He is very important to us. There is no doubt in my mind, if he is fit, he plays in this team.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 While Cissé struggles for form, Pardew is looking forward to getting Cheick Tiote back into the centre of his midfield. “It is difficult to sum up in words what an impact that has. It is a huge presence for the team and some of our rhythm is gained by having someone like Cheick in the side,” he said. “He can put the opposition on the back foot. He brings a level to training that a few more players could do in my experience. “A level of intensity about winning that he showed in all the wrong ways on Sunday. “But that’s him. He is very important to us. There is no doubt in my mind, if he is fit, he plays in this team.” It's true though, psychotic and chaotic cameo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Samuel Ameobi @Sammy_Ameobi Note to self: If Cheik Tiote isn't on my team in training? DON'T go near him!!! Expand Reply Retweet Favorite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Sammy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Dunno if this is old news, but at one of the pardew talk in recently he mentioned tiote and his injuries Pardew said that he doesn't get medical help, instead he lets tiote do what he wants, which is him going to see a witch doctor or stuff like that, to get his health back So its entirely up to tiote to say when hes fully fit to play, he even leaves the country to go see these witch doctors or whatever they are Sorry if this has been mentioned whag does he do if he breaks his leg??? Rangers had some big cunt a few years back who was the same. Broke his leg and was told he'd be out for the year, so he went back home to the carribean because his witch doctor said he could magic it better and he'd be back in a fortnight. Which he was. Mind i think when he tried to kick a ball the bone popped out of his arse or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
div-s- Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Dunno if this is old news, but at one of the pardew talk in recently he mentioned tiote and his injuries Pardew said that he doesn't get medical help, instead he lets tiote do what he wants, which is him going to see a witch doctor or stuff like that, to get his health back So its entirely up to tiote to say when hes fully fit to play, he even leaves the country to go see these witch doctors or whatever they are Sorry if this has been mentioned whag does he do if he breaks his leg??? Rangers had some big cunt a few years back who was the same. Broke his leg and was told he'd be out for the year, so he went back home to the carribean because his witch doctor said he could magic it better and he'd be back in a fortnight. Which he was. Mind i think when he tried to kick a ball the bone popped out of his arse or something. Marvin Andrews it was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 While Cissé struggles for form, Pardew is looking forward to getting Cheick Tiote back into the centre of his midfield. “It is difficult to sum up in words what an impact that has. It is a huge presence for the team and some of our rhythm is gained by having someone like Cheick in the side,” he said. “He can put the opposition on the back foot. He brings a level to training that a few more players could do in my experience. “A level of intensity about winning that he showed in all the wrong ways on Sunday. “But that’s him. He is very important to us. There is no doubt in my mind, if he is fit, he plays in this team.” I think Pards is spot on there actually. When Tiote's in the side and on the rampage, it not only lifts us in intensity, it knocks the opposition out of their comfort zone. Yes he can look reckless, especially when he's coming back from injury, but he still brings something extra that the likes of Bigi or Anita won't, no matter how good they are in their own way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nazza06 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Dunno if this is old news, but at one of the pardew talk in recently he mentioned tiote and his injuries Pardew said that he doesn't get medical help, instead he lets tiote do what he wants, which is him going to see a witch doctor or stuff like that, to get his health back So its entirely up to tiote to say when hes fully fit to play, he even leaves the country to go see these witch doctors or whatever they are Sorry if this has been mentioned whag does he do if he breaks his leg??? Rangers had some big cunt a few years back who was the same. Broke his leg and was told he'd be out for the year, so he went back home to the carribean because his witch doctor said he could magic it better and he'd be back in a fortnight. Which he was. Mind i think when he tried to kick a ball the bone popped out of his arse or something. Marvin Andrews it was Should have been out for months and only missed one game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 All joking aside I think we saw something else we've been missing on Sunday, his passing. He really can knock it about well when he's not trying to turn 4 or 5 players on the edge of our box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Missed his bite and tenacity to hassle in midfield. Someone who opposition attackers are geniunely worried about facing due to his power. His passing ability is quite varied too, can hit it long and short depending on the situation facing him. When he's on top form he's an absolute beast. When he's fannying around with it in the 89th minute on the edge of your own box whilst defending a 1-0 lead, he's a fucking divvy. Having him back will release Cabaye to a more advanced position and give players a little more security going forward knowing that he's in front of the back four. He still can't shoot for shite though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 You think back to the way he played last season at Chelsea which for me was one of his best performances in our shirt. He physically beasted the entire midfield, he also took the absolute piss out of them at times which I've mentioned here before where he was riding challenges, beating a man very easily and playing a killer ball in attack. I agree with you mattyp in that I bet there isn't a player in this league who wants to play against him when he's out there. He is as essential to our team as HBA, Krul and Colo are in terms of first names on the starting 11, even though we've somewhat managed with some out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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