Guest firetotheworks Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150126/carver-takes-reins-until-summer_2281670_4442916 Takes the reins. Images of Kif from Futurama taking the reins of King Kong. As if we're King Kong. We're the Slurm worm shitting out Sports Direct signs. Basically something that he can't control, that's much bigger than him, that's also a proper shit head. I couldn't think beyond King Kong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 If this knacker is given the job I'm done with this forum if that's the case. Can't take anymore recycled Pardew vol. 2 s**** Thank you, Vienna. Good night. http://media.giphy.com/media/1VdCubIflP7iM/giphy.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 If this knacker is given the job I'm done with this forum if that's the case. Can't take anymore recycled Pardew vol. 2 s**** Thank you, Vienna. Good night. http://media.giphy.com/media/1VdCubIflP7iM/giphy.gif Zooey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150126/carver-takes-reins-until-summer_2281670_4442916 Takes the reins. Images of Kif from Futurama taking the reins of King Kong. As if we're King Kong. We're the Slurm worm shitting out Sports Direct signs. Basically something that he can't control, that's much bigger than him, that's also a proper shit head. I couldn't think beyond King Kong. Can't control? He hasn't won a game and got the gig. Bigger than him? We hope for nothing. We pursue nothing. Carver might be the best we can get. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I would be upset, but we all knew it was coming, so I really don't care Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 There's only so many times you can use the words 'disgraceful', 'embarrassing' and 'pitiful' before they lose some if their impact. These cunts make so many poor decisions that the outright condemnation today doesn't seem to mean as much any more. Decisions like this one should be fucking pilloried by every single fan but we're so used to slamming the gormless cunts that another slap in the face barely registers any more. Anyone who renews for next season needs their heads checking. Paying hundreds of pounds a year to be treated with staggering contempt. They're laughing at you. And you're paying them to do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Fuck sake though, regardless of long-term outcome, yet another season written off halfway through for 'next year'. Oh yeah, that's shit, but my view is it was already done so now the main thing is getting a good manager in for next season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150126/carver-takes-reins-until-summer_2281670_4442916 Takes the reins. Images of Kif from Futurama taking the reins of King Kong. As if we're King Kong. We're the Slurm worm shitting out Sports Direct signs. Basically something that he can't control, that's much bigger than him, that's also a proper shit head. I couldn't think beyond King Kong. Can't control? He hasn't won a game and got the gig. Bigger than him? We hope for nothing. We pursue nothing. Carver might be the best we can get. Michael, I'm happy with my analogy and I'm sticking with it. He's gonna get ragdolled and thrown off, there's no other outcome in my mind, I refuse to believe in any alternative. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 There's only so many times you can use the words 'disgraceful', 'embarrassing' and 'pitiful' before they lose some if their impact. These cunts make so many poor decisions that the outright condemnation today doesn't seem to mean as much any more. Decisions like this one should be fucking pilloried by every single fan but we're so used to slamming the gormless cunts that another slap in the face barely registers any more. Anyone who renews for next season needs their heads checking. Paying hundreds of pounds a year to be treated with staggering contempt. They're laughing at you. And you're paying them to do it. Spot on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 If this is writing this season-off for the future, again, they should give all current season ticket holders next year for free. And give them footballers' wages while they're at it. f*** sake though, regardless of long-term outcome, yet another season written off halfway through for 'next year'. Oh yeah, that's s***, but my view is it was already done so now the main thing is getting a good manager in for next season. 'Fuck sake' was at club btw, not you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It's clearly not going to be Garde now imho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 "This is a proud day for me" Carver talking like he's got the gig full time there. Unless he thinks it's an honour to be made caretaker manager for 16 games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 They have ignored these "targets" in the past though. Absolute nothing happened to Pardew when he didn't finish in the top 10 so why am I going to believe it'll be any different for Carver. I can't help but think that if we stay up Carver will be given the job full time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Some of the responses Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Some of the responses "I'm wasting my life" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 "This is a proud day for me" Carver talking like he's got the gig full time there. Unless he thinks it's an honour to be made caretaker manager for 16 games. Guy's been a #2 his entire English coaching career. Now he's being given a chance at the top spot. Why wouldn't he be proud? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 As if we are getting someone in the summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 This is the best picture they have of the cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 This is the best picture they have of the cunt If he was bald he'd look about 90. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 He look like a Werther's Original ad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Shamelessly nicked of twitter: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 As if we are getting someone in the summer. It's just the latest nonsense to cling to for the deluded. The manager we get next summer will be the REAL test. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 At least we'll get a chance to disprove the 'Geordie nation' myth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_F Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Didn't realise he'd worked with Sir Bobby. He never mentions it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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