TaylorJ_01 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/FxNwFQg.jpg Impressive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 that's much better Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 who is that fat pleb anyhow? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Cartman in human form Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 the votes have all been counted and arsenal united have been declared the winners of the fa cup league final after beating the mighty hull rovers in a battle to the death and it is all thanks to arsene wenger and his delicious milk. when it was nearly half time loads of people in the crowd was shouting for arsene wenger to do something to give the players some more energy because they was all looking dead weak and he was screaming do you want me to feed them and the crowd was all shouting yeah go on feed them for us and then arsene wenger said right you got it and then he started running up and down the side of the pitch waving a massive denim flag that he made out of a pair of his wifes trousers because that is how he tells his players he is going to breastfeed them and when the whistle striked for half time he made all of the players gather around him in the dressing room and he took of his top and he lay down on the floor and he said right who needs some energy and all of the players was saying i do i do i want to have some of your milk papa and he picked them up one by one and held them in his arms and he gently fed them and he made his milk taste like trophies as well so the players would want to win something for once and then after they had all been fed he said for them to go back on to the pitch and win the damn cup but aaron ramsey kept on saying that he wanted to have some more milk and he kept on saying taste and he was pulling on arsene wengers trousers and he was saying me have more taste papa but there just wasnt enough time for another taste because the referee was about to have a blow on his throat flute to start the second half so arsene wenger squeezed one last drop of his pale syrup out of his nipple and he wiped it on to aaron ramseys top lip and he said you can have some more of that if you win the cup for me and then he did a massive laugh that sounded like someone was slapping a big bit of leather off the side of a dog and then as quickly as ice aaron ramsey scored the winning goal because he had such a thirst for some more milk and as he celebrated everyone in the crowd was chanting milk milk milk and it was such a beautiful moment in footballing history and even though arsenal are not my football team that i support i still think that arsene wenger deserved to win the cup because he is a kind man with trophy coloured hair and he doesnt care what people think about him when they say he is really disgusting and i think that sometimes if you want to be the best at what you do and you want to win the trophies that you desire then all you have got to do is take your top off and lie down on the floor and breastfeed loads of men because that is what the true spirit of football is all about. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Chuffed to bits for him, he needs to capitalise on the momentum of this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 He won't, though. Not in his nature. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Lucky cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Alan pardew has trophy coloured hair why can't we win out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Alan pardew has trophy coloured hair why can't we win out His breast milk is 99% bullshit so we was energyless Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Top geeze, chuffed for him today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Top geeze, chuffed for him today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 He won't, though. Not in his nature. Think he will, this time. The Ozil signing sent showed the calibre of player they're now after/can compete for and I fancy them to get another 1 or 2 of that level, over the summer. If they get a better starting striker in and someone who can take a grip of the midfield more in the bigger games then I fancy them to do really push for the league next year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 For starters they might want to figure out a way of keeping players fit. If you want to challenge for a title you can't have quality the standard of Walcott, Ozil, Wilshere, Ramsey, Podolski and Chamberlain getting injuries for extended weeks at a time. Its not like its luck either as it happens to them every year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 For starters they might want to figure out a way of keeping players fit. If you want to challenge for a title you can't have quality the standard of Walcott, Ozil, Wilshere, Ramsey, Podolski and Chamberlain getting injuries for extended weeks at a time. Its not like its luck either as it happens to them every year. Pretty sure Wenger's fitness methods were cited as a reason for the injuries, he's apparently not changed his philosophy on it, since he arrived. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 He won't, though. Not in his nature. Think he will, this time. The Ozil signing sent showed the calibre of player they're now after/can compete for and I fancy them to get another 1 or 2 of that level, over the summer. If they get a better starting striker in and someone who can take a grip of the midfield more in the bigger games then I fancy them to do really push for the league next year. They're already weaker now that Sagna has pretty much done one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 http://db3.stb.s-msn.com/i/2B/96EFDDCB8EC3BC59119563597AD3_h498_w598_m2.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Don't like that they need a right back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 For starters they might want to figure out a way of keeping players fit. If you want to challenge for a title you can't have quality the standard of Walcott, Ozil, Wilshere, Ramsey, Podolski and Chamberlain getting injuries for extended weeks at a time. Its not like its luck either as it happens to them every year. They also need to keep their best players. If someone offers big for someone like Ramsey, they'll sell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VanBarduck Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 For starters they might want to figure out a way of keeping players fit. If you want to challenge for a title you can't have quality the standard of Walcott, Ozil, Wilshere, Ramsey, Podolski and Chamberlain getting injuries for extended weeks at a time. Its not like its luck either as it happens to them every year. They also need to keep their best players. If someone offers big for someone like Ramsey, they'll sell. They won't, not anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 For starters they might want to figure out a way of keeping players fit. If you want to challenge for a title you can't have quality the standard of Walcott, Ozil, Wilshere, Ramsey, Podolski and Chamberlain getting injuries for extended weeks at a time. Its not like its luck either as it happens to them every year. They also need to keep their best players. If someone offers big for someone like Ramsey, they'll sell. They won't, not anymore. They will if he stays fit and has another season like the one just gone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 All the papers tomorrow suggesting he'll sign a new three year deal worth £24m and get a £100m transfer fund for this summer. I'll be surprised if they spend half that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diddimz Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 All the papers tomorrow suggesting he'll sign a new three year deal worth £24m and get a £100m transfer fund for this summer. I'll be surprised if they spend half that. its got to be frustrating supporting a club that's financially stable and with a solid foundation for a good team, but that just doesn't seem to splash the cash enough to push on to the next level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Don't like that they need a right back. They should really sign him like. He'd be lush at arsenal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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