henke Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Years ago this guy came up with a solution for dealing with our nuclear waste. His idea was to build a massive gun, like the Iraqi super-gun, and use it to fire iso-freight containers full of waste into orbit. We need to build this gun now for definite to dispose of this halfwit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 McClaren was talking about how strong he was, Luke Shaw brushed him off without much effort. If Obertan isn't dropped for Arsenal, I fear he's here to play his part [emoji19] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Has to be axed. It's not even like he does nothing, he actually hinders our play because he's too chicken shit to try and beat a man and therefore goes backwards and gives it to his pal Jack, before you know it we're on the receiving end of a counter attack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Thauvin is "pretty" strong tbh. He's got good balance which helps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 He's due a counter attack fuck up 3x a match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Always makes me laugh when people say he has 'all the tools' or 'everything but a brain' etc. He's fucking shite at most things. Just a crap player who would struggle in the Championship. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 He's such a coward. Doesn't want to go forward, doesn't want to defend; avoids 1v1 situations in both ends of the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 He's shit. Played shit.  Looks a good unit though I must say for a footballer. Shame his head is attached to the body. Thauvin doesn't have an explosive build. But hopefully he has a football brain and some desire to attack and play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 He has nice lats, I'll give him that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 is this cunt dead yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Gabriel Obertan helps Newcastle Airport Border Force officials question man using alleged fake passport Border Force staff were attempting to question the man who spoke only French and the Newcastle United star stepped forward to help http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/gabriel-obertan-helps-newcastle-airport-10076076#ICID=FB-Chron-main Obertan in good timing stepping forward shocker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Was he from Mars? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/ueuD0sI.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 The end of Squidward?:Â http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-gabriel-obertan-ruled-10476683 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Hehe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Oh no, what terrible news. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Gutted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i19/nemtizz/turned-on_zpsf352154f.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Released according to the Chron. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 One of the most pointless footballers I've ever seen in a Newcastle shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 He did one good thing his entire time here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 I expect that he will be released, I would be a little surprised if we had told him now while we still have games to play unless we've decided that no amount of injuries will get him a game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Can't believe we kept him for 5 fucking years Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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