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Gabriel Obertan signs for Anzhi


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Years ago this guy came up with a solution for dealing with our nuclear waste. His idea was to build a massive gun, like the Iraqi super-gun, and use it to fire iso-freight containers full of waste into orbit. We need to build this gun now for definite to dispose of this halfwit.

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Has to be axed. It's not even like he does nothing, he actually hinders our play because he's too chicken shit to try and beat a man and therefore goes backwards and gives it to his pal Jack, before you know it we're on the receiving end of a counter attack.

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  • 4 weeks later...
Gabriel Obertan helps Newcastle Airport Border Force officials question man using alleged fake passport

 

Border Force staff were attempting to question the man who spoke only French and the Newcastle United star stepped forward to help

 

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/gabriel-obertan-helps-newcastle-airport-10076076#ICID=FB-Chron-main

 

Obertan in good timing stepping forward shocker.

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I expect that he will be released, I would be a little surprised if we had told him now while we still have games to play unless we've decided that no amount of injuries will get him a game.

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