Ikon Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Go to Mars. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Hopefully some lunatic puts a bid in for him this week so we can get shot of the waste of space. I'm sick and tired of wishing for his exit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 He needs to be dropped, I think the fact that Thauvin came on for him today shows that he will be dropped in the future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I must say that i'm very happy that McClaren took this space alien off before he took Wingpocket Perez off. Hopefully a promising sign Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Useless player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
krybel Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Our weakest link by far. So happy when he was subbed instead of Perez and hopefully we will see Thauvin in the 11 instead of the space alien every week from now. Get rid asap Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 nowt worse than a player who's thick, shit and heartless. Mcclaren must see something I don't to keep picking him, he's fucking woeful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 No way should he be anywhere near the pitch with Thauvin, Perez and Sissoko. Maybe the odd cameo to use his speed for 10-15 mins at the end of the game but that's it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 He's an oxygen thief. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I wouldn't use him to make glue out of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Years ago this guy came up with a solution for dealing with our nuclear waste. His idea was to build a massive gun, like the Iraqi super-gun, and use it to fire iso-freight containers full of waste into orbit. We need to build this gun now for definite to dispose of this halfwit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 McClaren was talking about how strong he was, Luke Shaw brushed him off without much effort. If Obertan isn't dropped for Arsenal, I fear he's here to play his part [emoji19] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Has to be axed. It's not even like he does nothing, he actually hinders our play because he's too chicken shit to try and beat a man and therefore goes backwards and gives it to his pal Jack, before you know it we're on the receiving end of a counter attack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Thauvin is "pretty" strong tbh. He's got good balance which helps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 He's due a counter attack fuck up 3x a match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Always makes me laugh when people say he has 'all the tools' or 'everything but a brain' etc. He's fucking shite at most things. Just a crap player who would struggle in the Championship. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 He's such a coward. Doesn't want to go forward, doesn't want to defend; avoids 1v1 situations in both ends of the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 He's shit. Played shit. Looks a good unit though I must say for a footballer. Shame his head is attached to the body. Thauvin doesn't have an explosive build. But hopefully he has a football brain and some desire to attack and play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 He has nice lats, I'll give him that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 is this cunt dead yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Gabriel Obertan helps Newcastle Airport Border Force officials question man using alleged fake passport Border Force staff were attempting to question the man who spoke only French and the Newcastle United star stepped forward to help http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/gabriel-obertan-helps-newcastle-airport-10076076#ICID=FB-Chron-main Obertan in good timing stepping forward shocker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Was he from Mars? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/ueuD0sI.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 The end of Squidward?: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-gabriel-obertan-ruled-10476683 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Hehe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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