JH Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I think I just vomited a little. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Dear Santa, I know it's August and too early. I know I haven't been a good boy. But can you grant my wish now and give Pardew a new job, preferably at Palace? I will happily sign an 8 year contract to give up my future wishes. Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Dear Santa, I know it's August and too early. I know I haven't been a good boy. But can you grant my wish now and give Pardew a new job, preferably at Palace? I will happily sign an 8 year contract to give up my future wishes. Thank you. You're writing to the wrong fictional entity there mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexumaster Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I know he wouldn't leave BD for us but I'd cream my jeans if we had Klopp take charge while Pardew fiddled with his ding-a-ling down at Palace only to be relegated. Dreams, hallucinations, straight jacket etc. etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Klopp is probably my dream manager. Imagine St James's Park on a matchday with him in charge, he's fucking mint in so many ways. He is the literal opposite of Pardew. Sadly it will 100% never happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexumaster Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Klopp is probably my dream manager. Imagine St James's Park on a matchday with him in charge, he's f***ing mint in so many ways. He is the literal opposite of Pardew. Sadly it will 100% never happen. Fancy describing those scenes and then adding that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Klopp is probably my dream manager. Imagine St James's Park on a matchday with him in charge, he's fucking mint in so many ways. He is the literal opposite of Pardew. Sadly it will 100% never happen. I'd be erect for months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Klopp is probably my dream manager. Imagine St James's Park on a matchday with him in charge, he's f***ing mint in so many ways. He is the literal opposite of Pardew. Sadly it will 100% never happen. Fancy describing those scenes and then adding that I've been at Dortmund. I watched them go from 1-0 down, almost like Klopp giving them a head start, to 5-1 up, each goal a devastating counter-attack. I then watched 80,000 people chant Klopp's name until, finally, he smiled and waved at the crowd. At no point did Klopp think they would lose and, in turn, at no point did the crowd think they would lose. Just imagine having a manager like that. A manager that not only wants to win, but gets mad and says "OK, we're going to absolutely batter you now". A manager that makes the crowd 100% sure they will come away with the win and will be shocked at anything less. It was heart-breaking, man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexumaster Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Klopp is probably my dream manager. Imagine St James's Park on a matchday with him in charge, he's f***ing mint in so many ways. He is the literal opposite of Pardew. Sadly it will 100% never happen. Fancy describing those scenes and then adding that I've been at Dortmund. I watched them go from 1-0 down, almost like Klopp giving them a head start, to 5-1 up, each goal a devastating counter-attack. I then watched 80,000 people chant Klopp's name until, finally, he smiled and waved at the crowd. At no point did Klopp think they would lose and, in turn, at no point did the crowd think they would lose. Just imagine having a manager like that. A manager that not only wants to win, but gets mad and says "OK, we're going to absolutely batter you now". A manager that makes the crowd 100% sure they will come away with the win and will be shocked at anything less. It was heart-breaking, man Someone needs to bring me back down to reality with a cutting remark now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 "I was really pleased with our fans. It was nice to hear them singing Obertan's name" - Alan Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexumaster Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Ah, yes, that's better. Move along. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I must say I have more respect for Pulis after the job he did at Palace. He did well to keep them up. Never liked him at Stoke. Palace will get relegated now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Klopp is probably my dream manager. Imagine St James's Park on a matchday with him in charge, he's f***ing mint in so many ways. He is the literal opposite of Pardew. Sadly it will 100% never happen. Fancy describing those scenes and then adding that Just imagine having a manager like that. A manager that not only wants to win, but gets mad and says "OK, we're going to absolutely batter you now". A manager that makes the crowd 100% sure they will come away with the win and will be shocked at anything less. It was heart-breaking, man We had one and when he left the second time a lot of people who should have known better treated him like dirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Palace in talks with Sherwood apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Oh for goodness sake .... not that daft tit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swissmag Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 "I was really pleased with our fans. It was nice to hear them singing Obertan's name" - Alan Pardew :-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 That would be one relegation sealed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 If Sherwood takes the job I will jump all over the odds of 2 to 1 to be relegated Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Tim Sherwood has the best record of any Totenham manager geezer! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Sherwood \o/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I can't stand Sherwood, but I actually think he would be better than Pardew. He would play Ben Arfa for sure, like he did Adebayor. Couldn't see him standing for Colback's average play or Taylor's histrionics either. He'd be so irritating though, with all the touchline dramatics, and geezer lingo. Eurgh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Sherwood How is he even considered a "real" manager? Eight months ago he was just a coach and he's done nothing to prove otherwise. He was massively out of his depth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Sherwood is better than Pardew. I'd take him here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Anthony James @AnthonyJames03 2m These people wanting #Pulis. Take your heads for a wobble, would render our midfield signings useless if we go long ball every game #NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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