Away Toon Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I think he'll walk away from here with his head high and his reputation relatively unharmed. He'll claim it's an impossible club to manage, he couldn't buy his own players, the supporters expectations are unrealistic, he might even stick the knife in Ashley a bit. The southern press will lap it up and as soon as the sacking season begins he'll be at Palace, or West Ham etc even maybe England. It sounds unbelievable with what we know, but I'm afraid it wouldn't surprise me at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 The longer he hangs on the less chance there is of a stupid club like QPR giving him the job on big money. The idiot could have walked away and gotten a job in the PL before this summer. He's dug himself into a career hole he'll never get out of - maybe thats why he's trying to cling on to the last payoff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 He'll never get the England job. Not even the FA are stupid enough to do that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 England having to suffer this guy would be funny and sad in equal measure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Any links to his ssn interview? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 http://www.alanpardewsrandomexcusegenerator.com/ This been posted yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spider Jerusalem Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 It was Restraunt week last week That Meant they had an energy level above us So We couldn't get up the field quick enough Makes more sense than pardew tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Looks like he's been kipping in a Darras Hall skip. No skips in Darras, just refuse receptacles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Amazing how much he's getting pilloried like. He needs to quit before he's widely accepted as a national joke. Probably already mentioned but the hosts on Talksport were proper sticking the boot in earlier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 People like idiot Jason Cundy will no doubt be on the air complaining that he got us 5th, then 10th (without Cabaye) and then got forced out by Geordies expecting top 4. Fixed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I wanted Martinez 18 months ago and hearing his patter about the Europa League just now makes me resent Pardew even more! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Every time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I wanted Martinez 18 months ago and hearing his patter about the Europa League just now makes me resent Pardew even more! This is it like, everyone hates Ashley but I don't know how dim you'd have to be to genuinely believe that the football wouldn't improve with a boss who has a perma-positive attitude to the game, there'll be plenty out there waiting for their chance. Another point I'd make is Stuart Pearce at Forest is suddenly doing a fantastic job. Wouldn't have wanted him here but sometimes a manager is just perfect for a particular club. Pardew couldn't possibly be less of a fit for NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/r7kEsjm.jpg http://i.imgur.com/LE7Biw8.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 We don't care Alan. Fuck off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 “This situation at the moment is almost like mass hysteria,” he said. “It’s really gone to a level which makes it really difficult for players to perform in. I am hoping we can turn that around. “I still think I’m the right person to do that, but I don’t think our fans agree with that. They did a poll [in the Newcastle Chronicle on Thursday and 98 per cent of them don’t want me. That’s up seven per cent from the last one. “I have been hurt this week. For me, it really is about, what can I do then? Well, I’m under contract at this football club and therefore I have to make sure I do the best possible job I can do under the circumstances. “It has been suggested that I don’t care about this position, and that I’ve got this long contract and that I’m going through the motions - nothing could be further from the truth.” Hysteria! Cheeky fucking cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 those quotes man wtf How does he always outdo himself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 'I have fallen out with more than one player, trust me.' The first truthful words that have ever come out of his mouth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 “This situation at the moment is almost like mass hysteria,” he said. “It’s really gone to a level which makes it really difficult for players to perform in. I am hoping we can turn that around. “I still think I’m the right person to do that, but I don’t think our fans agree with that. They did a poll [in the Newcastle Chronicle on Thursday and 98 per cent of them don’t want me. That’s up seven per cent from the last one. “I have been hurt this week. For me, it really is about, what can I do then? Well, I’m under contract at this football club and therefore I have to make sure I do the best possible job I can do under the circumstances. “It has been suggested that I don’t care about this position, and that I’ve got this long contract and that I’m going through the motions - nothing could be further from the truth.” Hysteria! Cheeky f***ing c***. He's aware that hes not wanted and chooses to stick around. But he's not waiting for a payout Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 People like Jason Cundy will no doubt be on the air complaining that he got us 5th, then 10th (without Cabaye) and then got forced out by idiot Geordies expecting top 4. A man more famous for having some shit ex-wife than playing football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 "logical explanations" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 “This situation at the moment is almost like mass hysteria,” he said. “It’s really gone to a level which makes it really difficult for players to perform in. I am hoping we can turn that around. “I still think I’m the right person to do that, but I don’t think our fans agree with that. They did a poll [in the Newcastle Chronicle on Thursday and 98 per cent of them don’t want me. That’s up seven per cent from the last one. “I have been hurt this week. For me, it really is about, what can I do then? Well, I’m under contract at this football club and therefore I have to make sure I do the best possible job I can do under the circumstances. “It has been suggested that I don’t care about this position, and that I’ve got this long contract and that I’m going through the motions - nothing could be further from the truth.” Hysteria! Cheeky f***ing c***. Clearest sign he wants to sack and not to quit. Its a stand off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Some managerial appointments just look like a disaster from the off. The ones at Newcastle that have made me go "Oh no" and almost question my sanity upon hearing them were Souness, Kinnear and Pardew. They have all been dismal failures and every fan could see the problems before they even got started. Outdated "Keep it tight" and kick it long football simply does not work here (or anywhere these days really). Neither does the "hard work and graft is all that's important lads" approach work here either. The managers that have been a success here have been able to man manage players and set up an attack. Keegan and Robson both knew how to value players, how to get the mercurial players on their side and how to get people to want to give 100% for the team, not just to work hard, but to win. All the best managers around the globe have that quality. The players will run through a brick wall for their manager, not because they are told they have to, but because they want to make their manager and fans proud of them. Pardew just doesn't have that quality. Giving someone like that time is just prolonging the inevitable. Once their unlikable personality and backwards football have been found out there is no going back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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