Jack Flash Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Don't think I've ever seen/heard him this blatantly rattled before. He sounds punch drunk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 He looked rough as fuck in that press conference. Seems like he's been up all night licking pritt sticks, thinking of a new way to utilise Willo's set penises against the mighty Tigers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 He looked rough as fuck in that press conference. Seems like he's been up all night licking pritt sticks, thinking of a new way to utilise Willo's set penises against the mighty Tigers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 @lee_ryder Pardew on recent poll: "They did a poll, but how many people has the Chronicle asked? I don’t know." 5k is the answer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 "Alan Pardew has hit back at suggestions he has lost his passion for Newcastle United" Wtf? Since when has any of this been about that? The guy (or at least, his PR people) are masters at moving the goalposts in terms of the criticisms leveled at him. At shifting the blame and avoiding the actual issues. A total slimeball. It's not about your passion for the club Alan, it's about you being shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 It was the introduction of goal-line technology that meant we had a few injuires, so I pushed over that linesman. There's so many good ones. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Trying to slag the fans off for unrealistic expectations one last time to preserve his own reputation, hopefully because he knows he's getting sacked. An absolute prick right to the end if so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 "Alan Pardew has hit back at suggestions he has lost his passion for Newcastle United" Wtf? Since when has any of this been about that? The guy (or at least, his PR people) are masters at moving the goalposts in terms of the criticisms leveled at him. At shifting the blame and avoiding the actual issues. A total slimeball. It's not about your passion for the club Alan, it's about you being s***. So true. Being shit and of course the horrid, awful football. Lost his passion. FFS. What an utter prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 He's a dying wildebeest. Doesn't give a fuck anymore, just thrashing about like mad as the hyenas savage his flesh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Quotes smack of a desperate last stand from a beaten man. He knows he's done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 ‘We are pushing every year to try and build to hopefully get to a stage where we make it without losing our players. We have pitched in and signed players that we think give us a chance to push for Champions League. We have already shown we are much better covered offensively than we were after Yohan Cabaye's departure. We have options, more options to come in and it is going to strengthen my hand to tactically change the team.’ Rock bottom after 4 games already. The man's a joke and will say literally anything to preserve his compensation. Fuck the club, I'm not walking as I want more cash for being shit a my job. He's scum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Pardew is the physical embodiment of an old lady's minge. Grey life less hair. Odd looking wonky lips. Pisses on everything. Operates under a horrible arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Wednesday: Quotes emerge about "standing up and being counted" in Hull game Thursday: "...if we get beat..." emerges from his latest pile of twaddle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Pardew is the physical embodiment of an old lady's minge. Grey life less hair. Odd looking wonky lips. Pisses on everything. Operates under a horrible arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Pardew is the physical embodiment of an old lady's minge. Grey life less hair. Odd looking wonky lips. Pisses on everything. Operates under a horrible arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Pardew is the physical embodiment of an old lady's minge. Grey life less hair. Odd looking wonky lips. Pisses on everything. Operates under a horrible arsehole. I spent good money on that coffee. Thanks for robbing this starving artist even that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 @lee_ryder A lot of what has been said today should have been said by #nufc should have been said a lot of earlier. #nufc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 How the fuck is that guy employed to write? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 @lee_ryder A lot of what has been said today should have been said by #nufc should have been said a lot of earlier. #nufc Honestly...they must be paying that prick in Steak Bakes, because no one that thick could possibly be in the job that he's got. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 @lee_ryder A lot of what has been said today should have been said by #nufc should have been said a lot of earlier. #nufc Double hash tag. He's serious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 He's deleted it after getting pelters. So fucking thick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I would love to have seen his job interview. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I would love to have seen his job interview. Anal picked the only candidate and as pliable and brainless as him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I would love to have seen his job interview. Lick me hoop http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/alan-oliver.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I would love to have seen his job interview. Lick me hoop http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/alan-oliver.jpg :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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