Paully Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Fret Astaire is absolute genius! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Vain Sleep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 What an absolute knacker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 https://amp.twimg.com/v/b4f8a28d-3d38-434c-8a65-ca43eb3fefb0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 https://amp.twimg.com/v/b4f8a28d-3d38-434c-8a65-ca43eb3fefb0 Such a whopper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Good times today Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/may/21/crystal-palace-miss-big-chance-alan-pardew-jason-puncheon-fa-cup-final-manchester-united as close to direct criticism of this shithouse as you're likely to see in the english press It's bizarre as I felt this as I watched the video but on that photo of him dancing, it looks like his head has been photoshopped onto his body. When I read the opening lines of that article ( Pardew is criticised for dancing like an old fool instead of urging his players to keep their concentration) my first thought went to Rafa - when we score he's immediately off his seat shouting at players to get back into position or yelling out new instructions. Night and day between having a professional high calibre manager and a self obsessed nincompoop in charge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/may/21/crystal-palace-miss-big-chance-alan-pardew-jason-puncheon-fa-cup-final-manchester-united as close to direct criticism of this shithouse as you're likely to see in the english press It's bizarre as I felt this as I watched the video but on that photo of him dancing, it looks like his head has been photoshopped onto his body. When I read the opening lines of that article ( Pardew is criticised for dancing like an old fool instead of urging his players to keep their concentration) my first thought went to Rafa - when we score he's immediately off his seat shouting at players to get back into position or yelling out new instructions. Night and day between having a professional high calibre manager and a self obsessed nincompoop in charge. Likewise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 The thing is such antics would be a lot more palatable if he cultivated a genuinely attacking entertaining side but for most of the game yesterday they were poor. Honestly the players at Palace are just about keeping him in a job, if they lose Bolasie this summer they will be in huge difficulties. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Slimy Dancer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 A few years ago I couldn't stand his existence but now I'm not sure I could live without him. He's amazing. That dance is the greatest thing ever. Thank you, Alan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/may/21/crystal-palace-miss-big-chance-alan-pardew-jason-puncheon-fa-cup-final-manchester-united as close to direct criticism of this shithouse as you're likely to see in the english press It's bizarre as I felt this as I watched the video but on that photo of him dancing, it looks like his head has been photoshopped onto his body. It did look like something Kaspar had come up with, definitely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Slimy Dancer We've reached the pinnacle already, no point mining the foothills. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 This thread is pure gold over the last 18 hours or so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Slimy Dancer We've reached the pinnacle already, no point mining the foothills. indeed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The f***ing c*** Fucking inspirational Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelveys Hair Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Smug Bastard on paddy power https://t.co/6Gc8ETCX6z Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke. http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg Someone please 'shop this in the style of a Street Fighter 2, post having the shit kicked out of you, screen. YOU LOSE! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 This whole thing is utter magic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Most definitely my football moment of the year...... poetic justice displayed in all it's gory beauty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke. http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg Someone please 'shop this in the style of a Street Fighter 2, post having the shit kicked out of you, screen. YOU LOSE! http://i.imgur.com/xJIDTLA.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Would have absolutely no problem if he'd gone off to play good football while reining himself in. Instead he's been playing hoofball with no tactics while backing himself for England manager. I hope he fails at everything he tries the spawny cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Astaire Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 This fred is the most glorious thing on the internet when things go tits-up at Palace Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke. http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg Someone please 'shop this in the style of a Street Fighter 2, post having the s*** kicked out of you, screen. YOU LOSE! Looks like he's been blubbing by the state of his eyes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke. http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg Someone please 'shop this in the style of a Street Fighter 2, post having the s*** kicked out of you, screen. YOU LOSE! http://i.imgur.com/xJIDTLA.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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