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It's bizarre as I felt this as I watched the video but on that photo of him dancing, it looks like his head has been photoshopped onto his body.

 

When I read the opening lines of that article ( Pardew is criticised for dancing like an old fool instead of urging his players to keep their concentration) my first thought went to Rafa - when we score he's immediately off his seat shouting at players to get back into  position or yelling out new instructions. Night and day between having a professional high calibre manager and a self obsessed nincompoop in charge.

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It's bizarre as I felt this as I watched the video but on that photo of him dancing, it looks like his head has been photoshopped onto his body.

 

When I read the opening lines of that article ( Pardew is criticised for dancing like an old fool instead of urging his players to keep their concentration) my first thought went to Rafa - when we score he's immediately off his seat shouting at players to get back into  position or yelling out new instructions. Night and day between having a professional high calibre manager and a self obsessed nincompoop in charge.

Likewise.

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It's bizarre as I felt this as I watched the video but on that photo of him dancing, it looks like his head has been photoshopped onto his body.

 

It did look like something Kaspar had come up with, definitely.

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Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. :lol:

 

I implore someone. :lol:

 

His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs,

But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down,

The whole crowd goes so loud

He rocks a move, but the win won't come out

He's choking how, everybody's joking now

The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!

Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity

Oh, there goes Alan, he choked

The f***ing c***

 

Fucking inspirational :lol:

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Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke.

 

http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg

 

Someone please 'shop this in the style of a Street Fighter 2, post having the shit kicked out of you, screen. YOU LOSE! :lol:

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Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke.

 

http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg

 

Someone please 'shop this in the style of a Street Fighter 2, post having the shit kicked out of you, screen. YOU LOSE! :lol:

 

http://i.imgur.com/xJIDTLA.jpg

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Would have absolutely no problem if he'd gone off to play good football while reining himself in. Instead he's been playing hoofball with no tactics while backing himself for England manager. I hope he fails at everything he tries the spawny cunt.

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Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke.

 

http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg

 

Someone please 'shop this in the style of a Street Fighter 2, post having the s*** kicked out of you, screen. YOU LOSE! :lol:

 

Looks like he's been blubbing by the state of his eyes

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Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke.

 

http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg

 

Someone please 'shop this in the style of a Street Fighter 2, post having the s*** kicked out of you, screen. YOU LOSE! :lol:

 

http://i.imgur.com/xJIDTLA.jpg

 

:lol:

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