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34 minutes ago, Bimpy474 said:

This cunt was on a level to all the others.

 

It wasn't just the football, it was every ridiculous excuse in the book, and some. Blaming of the fans, scapegoating young players, Hatem and Bigi.

 

Southampton kids are better brought up than kids in Newcastle. Sorry but anyone who doesn't hate this bloke the most is a blind Alien in my eyes.

 

 

 

 

Again they are the same ends or the same lump of arse shit!

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9 hours ago, HTT II said:

Again they are the same ends or the same lump of arse shit!

 

I can see they're both utter arse shites, but i just can't get past the Pardew book of excuses, the slagging off of the fans and area as the clincher for who was the most hated.

 

Bruce was a mess, a talentless utterly classless useless buffoon, Pardew though was a conniving insidious contemptible wanker.

 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Northerngimp said:

Remember him blaming fences not being high enough at the training ground and claiming their isn't enough intelligence in the NUFC youth players. 

One of many classics.

 

That fucking 8 year contract, man [emoji38]

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4 minutes ago, Northerngimp said:

Remember him blaming fences not being high enough at the training ground and claiming their isn't enough intelligence in the NUFC youth players. 

 

His most creative has to be the distraction of the Notting Hill carnival, prior to playing Chelsea.

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Just now, toon25 said:

One of many classics.

 

That fucking 8 year contract, man [emoji38]

 

 

8 year contract :lol:

 

He must have been fucking howling when Ashley slipped that contract over the poker table in a casino. 

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38 minutes ago, Northerngimp said:

Remember him blaming fences not being high enough at the training ground and claiming their isn't enough intelligence in the NUFC youth players. 

‘We have to put intelligence into our players’ 

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1 hour ago, Dr Venkman said:

‘We have to put intelligence into our players’ 

That's the one. 

 

Whilst simultaneously providing rubbish training facilities and dumping them in wheelie bins full of ice. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Northerngimp said:

He also seemed to have a canny knack of slipping details of players contracts into post match interviews, when other clubs were sniffing about our players. 

 

 

 

He was getting a cut of the fees iirc.

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19 minutes ago, Interpolic said:

Hope he misjudges the weather and gets caught in pissing rain without a hooded jacket or brolly. 

Preferably he gets struck by lightening and spends the rest of his days dribbling out of his weasel lips while confined to a wheelchair where the batteries have died so it can’t move.

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He'd have taken credit for scouting and signing Bruno, thrown him into the side far too early and blamed the resulting shaky start to a lack of GCSEs, the Notting Hill Carnival and not tracking back enough. 

 

Poor Bruno's sold to Gateshead quicker than you can say fret while this arsehole spends his share of the £250,000 transfer fee on Cuban heels and questionable women. 

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On 15/04/2022 at 17:32, SUPERTOON said:

I’ve never hated a Newcastle manager more than this bloke. 

 

 

I still get an involuntary shudder every time this thread gets bumped. I saw it yesterday but was too spooked to open it until today. :yao:

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