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Mike Ashley (former owner)


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Goodbye England's rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You're the disgrace that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
You called out to our club
And you whispered to those in pain
Now you belong in shirebrook
Where giant mugs spell out your name

 

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Except just wearing cheap acrylics
With no brains within
And your footsteps will no-more fall here
Along England's greenest hills
But your massive jeans will wear out long before
Your leg ends ever will

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Guest HTT II

I hope his next 14 years is as painful, hurtful, devoid of any joy, bad and just downright fucking shitty as ours has been these past 14 years. Now let’s never ever hear/speak his name again. He’s dead to me/us now, Mashallah!

 

 

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Quotes from him in the sun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/16359179/newcastle-takeover-mike-ashley-exclusive/amp/#click=https://t.co/2LwSHzqKIL

 

"My greatest regret was that we so narrowly missed out on a Champions League place in 2011-12 when we finished fifth.

We were a whisker away. I hoped that we could go on to build from there but it was not to be."

 

The following summer we signed Amalfitano, Bigirimana, Curtis Good and Anita. 

 

Get fucked Mike

 

 

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I honestly don't want to hear from him. Just want him out of my life forever. Pray that it'll be some sordid interview in The Sun and that's that. 

 

We wouldn't have even got into the CL anyway cos Chelsea won it that year, so sorry to piss on his chips. :rolleyes:

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36 minutes ago, krybel said:

Quotes from him in the sun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/16359179/newcastle-takeover-mike-ashley-exclusive/amp/#click=https://t.co/2LwSHzqKIL

 

"My greatest regret was that we so narrowly missed out on a Champions League place in 2011-12 when we finished fifth.

We were a whisker away. I hoped that we could go on to build from there but it was not to be."

 

The following summer we signed Amalfitano, Bigirimana, Curtis Good and Anita. 

 

Get fucked Mike

 

 

Fucking hell, you don't own us any more, you don't need to keep lying to us. We wouldn't even have got Champions League if we finished fourth that season fwiw. 

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