Guest The Little Waster Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 There’s little worse than an obviously useless cunt thinking he’s not an obviously useless cunt What about an obviously useless cunt who KNOWS he's an obviously useless cunt, but still tries to pretend he isn't anyway? But "obviously useless cunts" keep employing the "obviously useless cunt" making him think he's obviously not a "obviously useless cunt" and the cycle continues You had your chance, Keith. It's alreet mate, wi tekkin him ti West Ham That's not Geordie Keith. Which makes it more likely its him. He'll be talking about hendersons sauce next ti bi fair. That's not Geordie either, it's a lot easier to talk it than spell it, and wtf is henderson's sauce Hendersons is like Worcestershire plus garlic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishops Finger Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 There’s little worse than an obviously useless cunt thinking he’s not an obviously useless cunt What about an obviously useless cunt who KNOWS he's an obviously useless cunt, but still tries to pretend he isn't anyway? But "obviously useless cunts" keep employing the "obviously useless cunt" making him think he's obviously not a "obviously useless cunt" and the cycle continues You had your chance, Keith. It's alreet mate, wi tekkin him ti West Ham That's not Geordie Keith. Which makes it more likely its him. He'll be talking about hendersons sauce next ti bi fair. That's not Geordie either, it's a lot easier to talk it than spell it, and wtf is henderson's sauce Hendersons is like Worcestershire plus garlic Sounds nice, hardly makes my want to start a thread on it though ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 There’s little worse than an obviously useless cunt thinking he’s not an obviously useless cunt What about an obviously useless cunt who KNOWS he's an obviously useless cunt, but still tries to pretend he isn't anyway? But "obviously useless cunts" keep employing the "obviously useless cunt" making him think he's obviously not a "obviously useless cunt" and the cycle continues You had your chance, Keith. It's alreet mate, wi tekkin him ti West Ham That's not Geordie Keith. Which makes it more likely its him. He'll be talking about hendersons sauce next ti bi fair. That's not Geordie either, it's a lot easier to talk it than spell it, and wtf is henderson's sauce It's a South Yorkshire thing hence the ti bi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Wasn't it 'How's the bacon, did you say?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 dare him to say that to his new boss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 dare him to say that to his new boss. Sod the football, I'd pay to watch that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Steve McClaren coming out to bat for him today. Shameless fucking pricks, the pair of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Wasn't it 'How's the bacon, did you say?' 'oh you brought a towel for my hands, cheers. Though we usually just leave them on the table.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Steve McClaren coming out to bat for him today. Shameless fucking pricks, the pair of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 I’m not too keen on the fat shaming of the bloke or derogatory comments about his physique like, Rafa was hardly svelt... Shit manager and a cunt should suffice! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Picking on someone for their physical appearance is juvenile, but I can't pity someone who is a victim of their own life choices, though I personally don't agree with bullying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Picking on someone for their physical appearance is juvenile, but I can't pity someone who is a victim of their own life choices, though I personally don't agree with bullying. Oh I don’t pity him, I just feel any derogatory remarks about him should be kept to what he’s actually the most useless at. As for keeping Bruce as a manager even for a few games post takeover/current season restarting, it would be like a lottery winner keeping his clapped out old rusty Ford That keeps breaking down all the time when he could buy any car in the world or at least afford something that fucking works! I’d get shot of the cunt yesterday! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Picking on someone for their physical appearance is juvenile, but I can't pity someone who is a victim of their own life choices, though I personally don't agree with bullying. Oh I don’t pity him, I just feel any derogatory remarks about him should be kept to what he’s actually the most useless at. As for keeping Bruce as a manager even for a few games post takeover/current season restarting, it would be like a lottery winner keeping his clapped out old rusty Ford That keeps breaking down all the time when he could buy any car in the world or at least afford something that fucking works! I’d get shot of the cunt yesterday! Everything about him epitomises his lazy attitude towards management tbf. The sooner we're shot of this charlatan the better. They're clearly dangling a carrot (bacon sarnie) to get him to the end of the season still in the league and he'll be gone as soon as we're safe and looking on to next season. Thankfully he will be the last of the washed up, has been, dinosaur chancers to darken our dugout. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Steve McClaren coming out to bat for him today. Shameless fucking pricks, the pair of them. How's the bacon? Looks like there's enough there to feed a small country for a week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 State of that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Oh I don’t pity him, I just feel any derogatory remarks about him should be kept to what he’s actually the most useless at. Yeah. Like dieting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 In football man Anyway who am I to begrudge anyone abusing the useless f.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 So we can't call hippohead 'Fat Sam' either? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 I f***ing hated svelte Pardew, the slim c*** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Whats the Magedia by the way? Sounds like a Mexican Cartel?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Whats the Magedia by the way? Sounds like a Mexican Cartel?? Mackems, led by RTG posters, have talked themselves into the belief every member of the media - particularly those locally - are Newcastle fans. So they invented the term "Magedia" to support this. And refer to the local BBC output as "Look North Korea", such is the obvious bias towards our club... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 #SackSteveNow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Dick heads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Dick heads I think Flintoff was a bit tongue in cheek. McCoist's just a dick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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