manorpark Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Brucey looks like he loves a belly buster breakfast with extra fried bread. Haven't had fried bread in years, can feel my heart clenching even thinking about it. It is the MOST delicious thing, I remember my Dad making it for me, sometimes if he didn't have time to fry it he gave me something he called "dip", which was bread dipped in bacon fat. That was delicious also. It's been a while since I've had either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Seriously I hate the image of Steve fucking Bruce as our manager. Just looks like an overweight guy who happens to get the gig because of where he comes from, not because of his technical skills, knowledge etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam1 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I imagine Brucie has waking up ashen faced and rattled like a beggars tin for weeks now waiting to see who's been given his 'dream' job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Brucey looks like he loves a belly buster breakfast with extra fried bread. Haven't had fried bread in years, can feel my heart clenching even thinking about it. It is the MOST delicious thing, I remember my Dad making it for me, sometimes if he didn't have time to fry it he gave me something he called "dip", which was bread dipped in bacon fat. That was delicious also. It's been a while since I've had either. Love me some dip. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Is he saying Bobby was 10 years before '95? He knows fuck all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I think he’s saying 1995 and Sir Bobby as in two spells. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I think he’s saying 1995 and Sir Bobby as in two spells. It's pretty clear he's talking about 1995 and Bobby, but what is the "10 years before that" a reference to? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Get to fuck Steve, you fat cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I think he’s saying 1995 and Sir Bobby as in two spells. It's pretty clear he's talking about 1995 and Bobby, but what is the "10 years before that" a reference to? Think he meant 10 years later. He’s not stupid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I think he’s saying 1995 and Sir Bobby as in two spells. It's pretty clear he's talking about 1995 and Bobby, but what is the "10 years before that" a reference to? Think he meant 10 years later. He’s not stupid He's a fucking nobhead. He's a Walter Mitty without the imagination. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Those Danny Rose and Bruce quotes are a disgrace Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_F Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Just take your pay off and fuck off Steve there's a good lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I think he’s saying 1995 and Sir Bobby as in two spells. It's pretty clear he's talking about 1995 and Bobby, but what is the "10 years before that" a reference to? Think he meant 10 years later. He’s not stupid He is.. Just not that stupid to get hung up on that one slip up. Poor bloke, he had to move out of the cliche comfort zone a little bit for there so I'm not surprised. I'm more curious at what the fuck he managed to stuff down his gullet; looked like he was barely keeping it down toward the end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Sheffield United are our first opponents as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Aye it just demonsrates he's not even any good at being a charlatan. If you're going to pretend to be something you have to at least put some effort into it. He remembers 95 because he was directly affected by it, and he knows of Sir Bobby. That's about the extent of his interest in this club. He probably thinks we got to the World Cup QFs 10 years before but we were knocked out by the hand of god. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I howp he gets the bullet on day one, for that accent aloun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Wants to be a part of it...could have him putting out the cones and serving food on match days. Looks like the reports of players being told were true, he wouldn’t come out and say anything at all if he’s not heard anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Sheffield United are our first opponents as well. Good to know the clubs biggest assets have been well looked after and maintained. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Wants to be a part of it...could have him putting out the cones and serving food on match days. Looks like the reports of players being told were true, he wouldn’t come out and say anything at all if he’s not heard anything. Bins could do with a scrub I suppose? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Wants to be a part of it...could have him putting out the cones and serving food on match days. Looks like the reports of players being told were true, he wouldn’t come out and say anything at all if he’s not heard anything. Bins could do with a scrub I suppose? Things Bruce can do to be a part of it.... 1. Put out the cones 2. Serve food on match days 3. Wash the bins 4. Valet service for players cars 5. Monty magpie 6..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Monty magpie gets my vote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Dunno if it's still there but if it's not he'd make an ideal replacement for that statue at Old Eldon Square, the one that people would dump their bag of chips in his hand then the pigeons would all come and shit all over it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Wants to be a part of it...could have him putting out the cones and serving food on match days. Looks like the reports of players being told were true, he wouldn’t come out and say anything at all if he’s not heard anything. Bins could do with a scrub I suppose? Things Bruce can do to be a part of it.... 1. Put out the cones 2. Serve food on match days 3. Wash the bins 4. Valet service for players cars 5. Monty magpie 6..... Wouldn't trust him around the food. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 He's such a fucking loser. "Get a few results" has been the height of the ambition under the current owner, unfortunately for Bruce he's a special case and that's not good enough for most PL clubs. And no surprise Bruce has the typical PFM opinion that the reason he's never been trusted to spend big money is because he's English, rather than the fact he's shit and lazy and clueless. Thankfully he will have to stop pretending to be an actual geordie soon, as that's rank AF. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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