Unbelievable Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 I just told my 8 year old CR7 is not good enough to play for Newcastle. Should have seen his face Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 30 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said: No he’s not ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggys First Goal Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 The shirt sales would be astronomical like... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Just now, Miggys First Goal said: The shirt sales would be astronomical like... Could dress him up as a magpie and keep him around as a mascot tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitley mag Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Undoubtedly the type of signing PIF would probably have been all over early doors. Luckily they’ve entrusted the club to very shrewd operators. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggys First Goal Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 CR7 signs for us in January, where do we finish in the league? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Miggys First Goal said: CR7 signs for us in January, where do we finish in the league? 16th after he wrecks our dressing-room atmosphere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggys First Goal Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Fair enough Joelinton, you're number 7 is safe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 It’s not going to happen, and I’d fucking hate it if it did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Won’t happen. It would go against everything that Howe has spent the last year trying to build. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 44 minutes ago, Unbelievable said: I just told my 8 year old CR7 is not good enough to play for Newcastle. Should have seen his face The truth hurts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: The truth hurts. Especially as he followed up with 'Siiiiiiuuuuuuu.....that, you little prick' and walked out the room. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 I’d be disgusted if even attempted to sign Ronaldo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 (edited) I simply could not shout and sing for him even in black and white. Edited November 22, 2022 by Haz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegans Export Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 He would be the antithesis of everything that made the signings of Isak, Bruno & Botman so exciting. I wouldn't take him even if he played for free and I don't think Eddie would either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
astraguy Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 I'm cum pants if we got ronaldo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Only chance would be if MBS was making transfer decisions directly. Which he clearly isn’t. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 It'd be like having Owen again. Big name you know doesn't fit in, who is finished and on a fortune and every time he went down you'd be expecting an injury. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 It won't happen and thank god. We're one of the best pressing sides in the league which is a major factor as to why we are where we are in the league which Ronaldo doesn't do, would disrupt the changing room ethos we have built on top of that it would tear up our wage structure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Not only is he just not that good anymore, and certainly not suited for the way we play, he's also a weapons-grade cunt. The no-dickheads rule is paramount, I can't think of a player in world football who goes against that more. Preening little weirdo should just retire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Edgar Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 No massive dickhead rule. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Miggys First Goal said: The shirt sales would be astronomical like... I can see our owners being tempted - globally it'd be massive news. Let's hope not - would be a massive mistake. Edited November 22, 2022 by duo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 It's just paper bollocks, making shite up about us as usual. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Kompany was just on TV saying he would not sign him fir Burnley as he needs players who can run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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