Alexander Isak

[Slim]

 

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

I'd let him play keepy uppy with my testicles and I'd bet it'd feel mint.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

5 minutes ago, mikejaxer said:

£63m was an absolute bargain 

 

 

 

He’s worth £100m already. 

[KaKa]

1 minute ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said:

I'd let him play keepy uppy with my testicles and I'd bet it'd feel mint.

 

 

Okay, time to calm it down guys.

[Displayname]

2 minutes ago, Slim said:

 

People who believe that quote doesn`t know Zlatan lol.

[KaKa]

2 minutes ago, Slim said:

 

 

Ah man, I forgot about this!

 

Zlatan did us a solid man. Sheesh. Top man.

[Mattoon]

Twitter genuinely laughed at us for paying £63m for Isak, I'm glad I set a reminder on that tweet for May.

[St. Maximin]

I know it feels stupid he doesn’t get an assist, but it’s like not giving a striker a deflected goal when he’s gone on an amazing run but his shot is off target. Understandable. But it doesn’t make it any less brilliant. Absolutely immoral stuff. 

[Robbo2]

He's only 23, mental to think his prime could be a few years away yet

[buzza]

Isak had twenty minutes of orgasmic football, everything he did was world class!!!

 

[Mountain]

12 minutes ago, Heron said:

The glorious gazelle, running rampant through the tall Everton grass, skipping gallantly as he leaves the other animals in his dust, gleefully maneuvering like a soft whisper in the wind and issuing the sucker punch into the ground of Goodison.

 

Traversing through terrified toffees on not-so transient terrains he traveled, tricked and then chipped.

[geordie_b]

I know its been posted but this needs to be pinned to the top of the forum for weeks

 

 

 

[KaKa]

21 minutes ago, Wolfcastle said:

He's so good I'm embarrassed to have him. Like we skipped the build and got a galactico.

Wat a f*cking player. A beautiful watch before you even get to the productivity.

 

It is too satisfying having him man, while everyone else was fumbling around second guessing because of one season's goal record. He was right there for everyone else to grab, same as it was with Bruno.

 

I love what the recruitment team is doing and we just need to continue in this same manner. Lets keep getting these types that can really make their name at Newcastle as elite footballers.

[Vinny Green Balls]

5 minutes ago, Mattoon said:

Twitter genuinely laughed at us for paying £63m for Isak, I'm glad I set a reminder on that tweet for May.

Twitter's full of incel Musk fanboys

[Shearergol]

As if he doesn’t get given the assist for that ?

[mighty__mag]

His acceleration is ridiculous, he just puts the burners on and glides past people with close control and precision. 

[MrRaspberryJam]

5 minutes ago, geordie_b said:

I know its been posted but this needs to be pinned to the top of the forum for weeks

 

 

 

 

Ian Darke sounds like he wants to put a pistol in his mouth and pull the trigger. Imagine being paid to watch that live and sounding so down about it. 

[Charlies]

Just watching GS and someone said he’s literally a cure for erectile dysfunction, couldn’t put it better myself.

[BonesJones]

I dream of a day with a starting 11 of Isak level players. That dream could come true.

[Kid Icarus]

Alexander, your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over again into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams 

[Guest]

He's a cross between Henry and Beardsley. 

[DoricGinola]

Bona fide baller 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

If can avoid major injuries he’s really going right to the very top. 

[gdm]

What a player. He makes everything look effortless 

[TRon]

4 minutes ago, KaKa said:

 

It is too satisfying having him man, while everyone else was fumbling around second guessing because of one season's goal record. He was right there for everyone else to grab, same as it was with Bruno.

 

I love what the recruitment team is doing and we just need to continue in this same manner. Lets keep getting these types that can really make their name at Newcastle as elite footballers.

 

 

That season of "failure" has probably landed us one of the world's biggest talents of the coming era. It's like all the years of pain under Mike Ashley were forging us for this. We'd never have been able to buy him at any other time.